“You know why we’re such good spies, Kris?” “Your brain and my brawn?” “It’s because we look like such a normal couple. No one ever suspects the nice, normal couple.” “A normal couple? We’re gay Korean men with a six-inch height difference and knives strapped to our ankles. Exactly which part of that screams normal?” “…shut up and pass me my gun.”
Xuimin: spends twenty minutes picking out a scarf for Chen, settles for a mug instead.
Chen: unknowningly picks out that same mug for Xuimin.
Lay: Stands by the shelf with his solo albums thanking the people who buy one.
ChanBaek: ??? MIA together and no one’s noticed.
D.O: grabs 50+ pairs of khakis (they were on sale).
Kai: secretly (not really) following D.O with a bucket of fried chicken.
Sehun: Gets all the bubble tea in stock (Yehet).
$uho: Ca$ually pay$ for everything.