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The Steven Universe crew have also confirmed that the intro song ‘We Are The Crystal Gems’ will also be changed to reflect this.

We are the Crystal Gems
We’ll always save the day
And if you think we can’t
We’ll always find a way
That’s why the people of this world believe in
Garnet
Amethyst
And Topaz
And Steven

the signs as things a teacher i had has said/done

Aries: *someone sneezes* “o h mygod shUT UP”

Taurus: “i’m not being stubborn i’m being right”

Gemini: “WILL YOU SHUT U- please be quiet :)”

Cancer: *brings 18 month old daughter to class* “this is mine”

Leo: “don’t be a narcissist. be more like me.”

Virgo: “the one thing i hate most is when you do something wrong right after you’ve done it right”

Libra: *says something ridiculous* “ahahaaaa i’m so fired”

Scorpio: *goes violently red while teaching bc he’s so into it*

Sagittarius: “ok turn to page zevnty twent- twe s… seventy…” *points to water bottle* “u thought that was water nah it’s vodka” 

Capricorn: “dont f*ckin swear in my class”

Aquarius: *giggles like a schoolgirl while ur reading just to fuck with u*

Pisces: “Excuses are like assholes; everyone has them, and they all stink.”