body headcanon: Nor is leaner and slightly narrower, built for speed and flexibility. Den is broad and more stocky, and is inclined towards strength and stamina. They’re both resilient, and are highly compatible
Superpowers/superspy AU! A is the dashing hero, B is their close friend and maybe-love-interest, C is the over-the-top supervillain who is totally not just flirting with A at every opportunity, nope, definitely serious supervillainy here.
C kidnaps B, but while they’re waiting for the inevitable rescue, they get to chatting and make a connection. Hijinks ensue as C continues to show affection to both A and B in the only way they know how: kidnappings and ‘death’ traps.
I wanted to do something silly for today, so I thought it would be funny if Meliodas hated his birthday. This is just a little scene that takes place during (obviously) what I refer to as the pre-fish pie era. Sick of being denied the fun of a party, one year the Sins decide to tackle Mel to the ground and make him celebrate goddamnit.
for @atlasisreal and the peeps in the roseph discord because you wanted superman!Robert and Joseph with a big crush and okay I turned it into cryptid superman you’ll just have to forgive me <3
Joseph stared out the window, day-dreaming more whimsically
than a self-respecting father of four probably should. He couldn’t help it, he knew what he’d seen, no matter what
other people said. Joseph rested his head on his fist and continued to stare
out the window, trying not to think about what a cliché he had apparently
“Earth to dad.”
Chris’ voice eventually made its way through his daydreaming, making him jump
and snap around, away from the window, trying not to seem embarrassed,
embarrassment would indicate guilt after all.
“Sorry sorry, what can I do for you kiddo?” Joseph asked,
shaking himself out of definitely not a fantasy about a caped hero – and he
wasn’t talking about Damien. Damien had a cloak not a cape anyway, he got quite
frustrated it you called it a cape, as Joseph had learned early on.
“Are you fantasising about that ‘dashing flying man’ again.”
Chris griped, arms crossed, making Joseph seriously regret accidentally referring
to him as dashing in front of his eldest.
“No!” Joseph answered, it sounded way too defensive and unconvincing
even to his own ears.
“For god’s sake dad
he’s not even real.”
“I know what I saw!” Joseph squawked, “And watch your
language young man!” He then added, a little belatedly.
“Good to know which one of those things is currently more important
to you.” Chris deadpanned, though it was difficult to tell when Chris was
deliberately deadpanning and when he was just speaking in Chris.