Ruby: Weeeeiiiisssss! *hugs weiss tightly* I missed you
Weiss: *her face buried in Ruby’s more pronounced chest screaming in her mind* holy fuck she has gotten bigger. I am so fucking gay. They’re so soft. Fuck I need to breathe but I want to stay here a bit longer. God I am gay.
“ Bedtime stories aren’t very common in troll culture. Bro never read a bedtime story to Dave either. So sometimes when all the trolls and kids slept over, John, Jade, and Rose would read some of their favorite childhood books to them. John would read either Captain Underpants or Diary of a Wimpy Kid, doing funny voices for characters. Rose would often read from Harry Potter and Jade would often choose various picture books. The trolls and Dave love gathering to listen to their friends read.”