NWA Wisconsin X Division Champion $hortstack [2005]

“The World’s Sexiest Midget”, $hortstack, debuted in 2005 in NWA Wisconsin. Within a year, he managed to rack up the NWA Wisconsin X Division Championship, as well as the SSW Tag Team Championship with Devin Diamond. By the time he’d reached his one-year anniversary as a pro wrestler, he was signed to a WWE deal and debuted almost immediately as Finlay’s “leprechaun”, Little Bastard, which was later rechristened to Hornswoggle. He’s been on TV for nearly 8 years with that gimmick.

Let’s think about that for a second. Really think about that.