my mind: im thru with wishin things with u n me, could be so good (SO GOOD) time to wake up or no makeups, can make me a fooool (me a foOOOOOOl) too much history now it comes down to onE THING, so long (LOONG) im gooone (goONE) u can leave a message for me after the *clap clap* toooOoooOOWOOAHHYEAH! you called.. i missed it…. you called…. i missed iiiiiiiit… you called.. and i missed it *clap* badOOBADOBOPBOPBEEEOOOHH HEY HEY HOW YA DOIN sorry u cant get thruuUu (woahohaohhaohhh) why dontcha leave ya name and yo number (yo numbaahhhhh), and we’ll get back to u (HEY! HEY!) ooOOOhooh hey (hey!) how ya doin (doIIIIN) sorry we dont mean to be rude (heyyeayeyeaHHH) why dontcha leave ya name and yo number (number), and well get back to u! i kno that u keep ! callin (u keep callin) my phone (my phone) but baby there aiNT (there aint) NOBODY HOME (nobody home) SO WONT U LEAVE YO ! (YO NUMBER) NAME AND YO (YO NUMBER) NUMBEEEER LETS! BREAK! IT DOWN! WHOOOO! (hey) youuUUUUUUhoouwhoooaa HOW YA DOIN (hey) HOW YA DOIN aaaaaaayeayeayeaah (hey) HOW YA DOIN hey HEY hey HEY hey HEY heyyEAHHHH youuUUUUouuuOOOH OH WOAHHHOW YA DOINnooOOOoooww (hey) HOW YA DOIN HEY! heeyeyEE(HOW YA DOIN HEY!)YEEAAHH well never get back to youuuuu
And When P-Goom ask B Joo what he done during his free time, this is the answer
Then his ABS are so perfect o.o
Today the show was amazing ♡ I’m really happy that I could stay there. Jazzy group & Topp Dogg done a quality Show for us PLS CREDIT ME IF YOU USE THIS!
I AM TRYING TO GET SOME MOTHER EFFIN SLEEP ON THIS MOTHER EFFIN BUNK AND THESE LOUSY BUTT-SNIFFIN THAC GOONS DECIDE TO RELEASE ANOTHER ENTRY SCREEEEEEEEW YOU LIKE A PLAYMOBIL TOY TOOLSHEAD I AM ENRAGED
My longest-enduring ‘Mac headcanon was hatched way back in 1997 – no joke; the origin is quite embarrassing, to be honest – but I didn’t really have a backstory for it until recently. Set in the original timeline like the rest of the HCs, but with some MKX added for continuity purposes. For the record, in my MKverse, the UMK3 invasion ends shortly before the events of MK4. *runs and hides*
1. He’s tattooed. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves; he, his souls. It started at (naturally) the outset of the Earth invasion, when Kahn decided to stamp his official insignia* onto the shoulder of his newest pet project before unleashing him on the world in ‘95, as if Raiden’s defenders really needed a reminder of this red-clad goon’s employer.
But, of course, diabolical warlords always want to build a better mousetrap, and barely two years later the construct’s arms were sleeved up. Two vertical murals of select imagery of torment and death: he was now basically wearing his body count. Again, being Kahn’s robotized sheep, the enforcer readily played along, using them as an additional intimidation factor whenever he was sicked on hapless foes during the conflict. Bragged about them, even.
By the time of the Deadly Alliance, long after the failed invasion had ended, his chest and back had since followed suit. This included a past demonic symbol of servitude** that Kahn revived not long before his murder and Ermac’s subsequent sojourn into the Living Forest.
Purely monochromatic, with nary a hint of color, these arcane images appear ordinary at first glance, not unlike those of Earthrealm culture, but that was where the similarities stopped. They are not applied with any physical implement, and cannot be removed in any way whatsoever. With the unpredictable emergence of every new one came pain roughly tenfold that of a branding iron, which the enforcer sucked up each time and dared not complain. (Still, it did wonders for his already-hostile disposition.) There were rumors that the tattoos could actually move around or even change shapes, but neither was ever proven as no one ever dared get close enough to him to find out.
His perception of them duly changed upon his liberation by the swordsman. And with a newly-cleared mind, he now felt like…a freak. A lowly Outworld carnival attraction, albeit a lethal one. His Edenian skin tone forever obscured - no, make that defaced. At one point he even foolishly tried to take off the back piece with the help of a gnarled trunk in the forest and only succeeded in cutting himself up. His first instinct was to become angry, but then remembered there was at least one person he knew would not pass judgment. Indeed, he was taught to not regard them as a penance for his evil deeds (he certainly didn’t need any more guilt), yet the master of the Sento didn’t inform Ermac what he should do in its stead, for he knew the construct was capable of figuring that out on his own.
Though he heeded the telepath’s advice and very grudgingly accepted their presence, he didn’t need a daily reminder either of the innocents he had slaughtered in the invasion, nor was he going to suddenly (and disingenuously) regard his body as some kind of memorial. Therefore, he wore whatever kept the wretched images fully concealed, even in hot temperatures, and has maintained this routine for decades thereafter, right through the aftermath of the tumultuous Outworld regime change.
On the rarer occasions that his arms are exposed, and being familiar with some forms of sorcery stemming from his creation, he can cast an incantation enabling the markings to temporarily disappear: the key word being “temporarily,” as it only lasts mere hours and at the cost of a portion of his strength as if briefly stepping into the Netherealm. (The guy just couldn’t catch a break.) Furthermore, in these instances he is seen wearing underneath his split, collared tabard the sleeveless white top that was given to him by his savior, as well as the same red pants.
The only time he pays them no heed is whenever he’s sequestered in a comfortable environment, such as the new Kahn’s present-day Z’unkahrah City manse (in which he regularly gets curious stares from the Earthling gunslinger and a constant flow of nagging questions from the diminutive symbiote), and especially his personal quarters therein, where he’s just glad to get out of uniform entirely and into his off-duty change of clothing – black shirt and pants with no shoes, like in the Living Forest – or sometimes nothing at all.
~~~~~ * – Not sure if he even had one, but here it’s the belt emblem from his Deception render. ** – As seen on the back of his MK9 outfit; thanks to euler for giving me the description.
And that’s it! Man, seems hard to believe. I thank everyone who stuck with me on this overdrawn production since #10. :’)