Previously at Headquarters
  • Boss man:Men! We need ideas and quick! What ya got?
  • Staff #1:Well we could work on making it so it uses less data?
  • Staff #2:..Or we could work on getting the gifs to load on mobile?
  • Boss man:HmmMmMMmMm
  • Idiot who snuck in:We could always replace our one unique feature with a more bulky feature that looks just like every other app on the market
  • Boss man:*slams hand on table* GOD DAMMIT MEN THATS WHAT WE NEED.