• Klaus: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Kol: Yes.
  • Klaus: I was hula hooping. Caroline and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Kol: Oh, my God.
  • Klaus: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Kol: Why are you telling me this?
  • Klaus: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Kol: You sick son of a bitch.

You sit in the living room with your phone. Your boyfriend has just broke up with you, through the phone. You can’t believe he just ended a 1 year relationship by just a text.
You stare at you’re phone, still confused of what happened, when Klaus walks in

Klaus “hey, what’s going on with you?”
You: “my boyfriend just broke up with me”
Klaus: “what? But how? I didn’t even saw him coming in or leaving”
You: “no, he just texted me…”
Klaus: “what the bloody hell is he thinking, that guy definitely has a death wish”
You look at Klaus as you almost start to cry
Klaus: *sits next to you* “hey (Y/N), he’s stupid for ending things with you”
You: “I just don’t understand, we were totally fine, and now he just texted me that we’re over, no explanation, nothing”
Klaus: *grabs your hand* “it will be okay (Y/N), and if he’s ever going to talk to you again or try to come back, I will happily kill myself” he smiles