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10 facts that you never knew
  1. Queen Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landings than to the building of the Great Pyramid.
  2. 1 in 6 Google searches have never been searched for before.
  3. Pope Francis I used to work as a bouncer in a Buenos Aires nightclub.
  4. Yoda’s first name is Minch.
  5. Shoes with five eyelets on each side can be laced up 51,840 different ways.
  6. If everyone washed their hands properly with soap, it would save 600,000 lives a year.
  7. 4% of the sand on Normandy beaches is made up of tiny metal particles from the D-Day landings.
  8. Over your life, you take 850 million breaths.
  9. Polar bears cannot be seen by using night-vision equipment.
  10. There are more than 915,000,000 ways to combine six standard Lego bricks.

things I found important in the porn wet sequence (in order of appearance):

• Rhett’s time-to-kill face, revealing they are aware of the damage they caused

• Rhett raising like the mermaid he knows he is

• the “we know we are sexy but we still goofballs” move

• is Rhett not a puppy looking for his owner?

• RHETT’S NIPPLE

• LINK’S PORN POSES WHEN RECEIVING WATER

• I guess they both do porn poses

• Rhett taking off his boyfriend’s shirt !!

• they both stick their butts up in the air, they both sub af and this is probably the most important thing

• their waists are really important

• “I’m not done with you yet, Link”

El Paso, TX.

For me, El Paso is the perfect city and I am lucky to live here.  Others may disagree and I would argue that they are mistaken.  But I won’t argue.  

Spring is here and Summer is right around the corner, my absolute favorite time of year.  Some will say it’s hot, I will say passion should be hot.  Some will say El Paso has nothing to offer to them, I will say they have nothing to offer to the city.  

Some will say they hate this place, but this place will always love them.  The people that proclaim their “hatred” know this.

“There are cooler cities,” they say.  But none more genuine.  

“El Paso has a small town mentality,” they say.  But they are small minded.  

“El Paso is boring,” they say.  They have chosen to be bored.    

El Paso welcomes all, even people who’d rather be welcomed elsewhere.