$9 billion

anonymous asked:

Oh shit you sell fetish porn now? In that case I'll take a 30 second video of you uhhhhh *spins wheel* sticking your toes in uuuuhhhhhhhh *spins wheel* a sausage mcgriddle while wearing uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh *spins wheel* a wizard hat.

half price just for u ;-)

1.9 billion USD tax exempt

lmao the pell grant is losing 3.9 billion in funding under trump, this is so devastating. the pell grant is how a lot of black/brown students can afford college since it pays all mandatory fees, this is a huge failure for cultivating educational futures.

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We just got an unprecedented look at a black hole ripping apart a star

For the first time ever, astronomers got a close-up peek at a black hole ripping apart a star, a rare event that results in some of the star’s material getting ejected out into space. To research this phenomenon, astronomers used data from a tidal disruption that happened 3.9 billion years ago. Studying tidal disruptions like this one is revealing new information about how black holes behave.

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I haven’t updated this in about 9 billion years so I’d say it’s time I updated it… Because there are so many reactions, I’ve put all of them under the cut!

As of February 5, 2017…


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170205 V App LieV – Woohyun’s Bucket List :
1. To produce an album that is full of his own story
2. To meet as many people as possible and sharing each other’s story
3. To build a concert venue for himself
4. To hold a solo concert
5. To hold a four seasons concert
6. To become an artist that get to receive long for a long time
7. To travel to Europe
8. To act in a movie
9. To earn 10 billions KRW
10. To hold a birthday party with fans

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reuters.com
Scientists record biggest ever coral die-off on Australia's Great Barrier Reef
While bleaching occurs naturally, scientists are concerned that rising sea temperatures caused by global warming magnifies the damage, leaving sensitive underwater ecosystems unable to recover.

Warm seas around Australia’s Great Barrier Reef have killed two-thirds of a 700-km (435 miles) stretch of coral in the past nine months, the worst die-off ever recorded on the World Heritage site, scientists who surveyed the reef said on Tuesday.

Their finding of the die-off in the reef’s north is a major blow for tourism at reef which, according to a 2013 Deloitte Access Economics report, attracts about A$5.2 billion ($3.9 billion) in spending each year.

“The coral is essentially cooked,” professor Andrew Baird, a researcher at James Cook University who was part of the reef surveys, told Reuters by telephone from Townsville in Australia’s tropical north.

He said the die-off was “almost certainly” the largest ever recorded anywhere because of the size of the Barrier Reef, which at 348,000 sq km (134,400 sq miles) is the biggest coral reef in the world.

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Anti-Gency starter pack

•"Gency is boring"
•heterophobe
•"Kys if you ship Gency"
•"Unfollow if you ship Gency"
•"But Genji’s gay????“
• Forced homosexuality
•"They’re forcing Mercy to be straight”
•Against Doctor-Patient, but fine with Teacher-student
•Only cares about their ship porn
•Doesn’t understand the concept that Genji and Angela are two very different people not only in color, but backstory and personality, and had a 1 in 9 billion chance of meeting.
•Only cares about their own opinion, doesn’t listen to anyone else
•"So that anti-Gency post I made yesterday..like everyone’s attacking me because of it"
•Pharmercy is obviously superior cause it’s an interracial gay couple with two unbelievably attractive women
•But Gency is bad because it’s an interracial straight couple with a mortally wounded man

out of the 9 billion people on this planet there is a .000001% chance i MIGHT possibly end up with kyungsoo and that’s really the only thing thats keeping me going

So as one does, I was just thinking about what it would be like for a person to be hit with Santa Claus’s toy sack. So I started looking for statistics.

From what I can tell, there are 1.9 billion children in the world, and assuming that all those children are nice (see Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town [1970] and Klaus [2016]), that means 1.9 billion presents. I’m also working from the assumption that the average present would weigh about 6.17 lbs, because that’s what a PlayStation 4 weighs, and I’m guessing that makes a pretty good “average weight” present. I mean, there’s probably going to be enough bicycles in there to balance out the actual video games, right? Right. 

So, barring magical weightlessness, that means that Santa’s toy sack at the start of Christmas Eve weighs about 5.9 million tons. Obviously, that number goes down dramatically for every second that he’s out making his rounds, but assuming you were hit at the start of the night, and assuming that Santa can swing his bag about as fast as a Major League Baseball player swings a bat (which we can assume because, c’mon, it’s Santa, he’s been at this for centuries), it would be the equivalent of being hit with about seven Golden Gate Bridges at once going 70 miles per hour. 

I have no further frame of reference for what that would be like, because most meteor strikes seem to be measured by size rather than by weight or mass, but – and here’s the high concept – I think I just figured out what happened in Tunguska. 

I would welcome any further information on this topic.

cnbc.com
Millennials are driving the board games revival
Board games are returning as a mainstream entertainment thanks to child-less millennials looking for a new way to socialize with friends.
By Luke Graham

From the article:

Board games are returning as a mainstream entertainment thanks to child-less millennials looking for a new way to socialize with friends.

The board game boom has not only led to the creation of new games but also to cafes and bars focused on gaming.

Global sales of games and puzzles have grown from $9.3 billion in 2013 to $9.6 billion in 2016, according to Euromonitor International, with expected year-on-year growth of more than 1 percent this year.

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Quickie

Word Count: 1.7k

Pairing: Rick Flag x Reader

Warning: Smut

So, I sometimes take like 9 billion years to actually finish stories so my bad. Don’t kill me plz. I hope you lovelies enjoy!

“So, you think you can do it?” Floyd questions glancing ahead at Flag.

“Yea, shouldn’t be too hard,” you whisper to him.

“Why does she get to do it?” Harley whines, pouting at Floyd.

“Because sleight of hand is her specialty. If I need someone’s head smashed open with a baseball bat, I’ll let you know.”

“You better,” She says, her bubbly attitude returning.

“Hey, Flag! We gotta take a break, man. That last fight left us winded,” Boomerang says, shooting you a wink.

He huffs, glancing around.

“Fine. We’ll rest up ahead. Not long,” he says, motioning towards a slightly intact building.

Before you enter, Floyd grabs your arm.

“Be careful. Not just for your sake. He might blow all of us up if you fuck up.”

“Wow, no pressure, right?” You joke, shrugging out of his grip.

You go inside and you notice Flag going up to the second level.

Perfect opportunity to have him alone.

Now or never.

You take a deep breath and head for the stairs, only to be shoved back by Katana.

Jesus Christ! Relax, princess. I just want to talk to him,”

“It’s alright, Katana,” Flag says, nodding you upstairs.

You stick your tongue out at her on the way up. You follow him into one of the rooms, shutting the door behind you.

“What the hell do you want?”

“Ooh, someone’s cranky,” you tease.

“I’m really not in the mood for this shit, so if-”

You pull him into a rough kiss, taking him by surprise.

He gently pushes you away, his hand resting on your hip.

“What…what are you doing?”

“You look stressed,” you whisper, rubbing his shoulders.

“I could help you…relieve that stress.”

He pushes you back again and you pout.

“You think I don’t know that you stare at my ass every chance you get? I’m not that stupid, honey.”

“You were stupid enough to get caught and taken to Belle Reve,” he shoots back.

“Oh, now that wasn’t very nice. Maybe you should bend me over this table to apologize.”

You trail kisses up his neck to his jaw and you hear his breath hitch.

“Come on, just a quickie.”

His eyes lock onto yours hungrily as he hoists you up and sets you down on the table. His lips crash into yours, his hand resting on the back of your neck. You nip at his bottom lip and he comes closer between your legs. You hear him groan and he pulls back.

“Oh, you have a bad side, don’t you?” You tease.

“Shut up. I shouldn’t be…”

“Who cares! No one is going to find out…Please?” You beg, batting your eyelashes.

“I just want someone to touch me…” you brush your lips against his ear.

“To feel someone inside me before they send me back to Belle Reve…please…”

He kisses you again, this time gently and runs his fingers through your hair.

“Okay…” he whispers.

This is too fucking easy.

Like taking candy from a baby.

But…maybe you do feel a little bad about doing this. Just a little bit.

He’s vulnerable and you’re practically taking advantage of him…oh, who are you kidding? He wouldn’t have said yes if he didn’t want you. Come on, you can do this. It’s not like you aren’t attracted to him. He’s hot, and being a man of authority makes him even hotter.

His lips attack your neck in an instant, your fingers running through his hair.

He sucks roughly on your exposed neck, leaving love bites down to your chest. He slowly unbuttons your shirt, guiding his cold fingers against your skin.

You bite your lip and glance towards the device on his arm. A little more complicated than snatching a watch off someone’s wrist, but you can adapt.

You’re pulled from your thoughts when the cold air hits your bare chest. Your shirt and bra now on the floor.

“You’re so beautiful,” he mutters against your skin, wrapping his mouth around your sensitive nipple.

He pinches the other and you moan, arching into his touch.

You slide your hand down his bicep towards the device, your fingers almost wrapping around the release. But he quickly flips you around, bending you over the table.

He yanks your pants down quickly and positions himself at your entrance, pushing in slowly.

He starts out gentle, his touch burning your skin.

You haven’t felt someone in so long. His pace starts to quicken and his nails dig into your hips.

You moan loudly before his hand covers your mouth.

“They’re gonna hear you…” he rasps, slowly pulling his hand away.

You grip onto the table tightly, stifling your moans as best as you can.

His hand tangles through your hair softly, his thrusts now hard and slow. His cock feels amazing inside of you, hitting all the right spots to drive you wild.

“Y/N…” he moans quietly.

“Fuck,” you squeak, grabbing a hold of his wrist.

The table creaks as his hips snap hard into yours, echoing around the room.

He reaches around and rubs your clit, burying his face in your hair.

You cry out as your body shakes from your intense orgasm and not long after, he shoots his cum inside you.

You’re barely able to catch your breath before Rick comes to his senses, pulling out of you and hastily zipping his pants up.

You slowly put your clothes back on, dread setting in your stomach.

You fucked him but you couldn’t get the device. You’re sure the others will be pissed.

“We should uh…”

“Hit me,” you command.

“W-what?”

You huff, standing by the door.

“They’re gonna know something is up. Better they think we were fighting rather than fucking.”

He gives you a silent nod and moves past you to open the door but you grab his arm.

“Thank you,” you whisper with a small smile.

“My pleasure,” he says with a smirk.

You walk out of the room towards the steps.

“Too bad you couldn’t get the device though, right?”

Fuck… You turn around.

But a hard punch to your jaw sends you tumbling down the stairs, your back slamming into the floor. Rick slowly descends the stairs with a scowl.

“Next time one of you pulls shit like that again,” he points to the device, “you’re getting blown up. Understand?”

He storms outside without another word, Katana following closely behind.

“You alright?” Harley questions pulling you to your feet.

“Eh, I’ll live. But that…that was a shit plan,” you say, glaring at Floyd.

“It was worth a shot. At least you got to rough him up a bit,”

You scoff. “He did most of the ‘roughing up’ actually.”

Oh boy, he did.

Ideas for Pitch Perfect 3

-Barden gets accidentally burned down and the Bellas come back for a week to do a charity concert and raise money to rebuild it

- Chloe is having a successful show in Las Vegas and is filthy rich

- Beca is a successful music producer in L.A and currently single seeing as how Jesse decided to join Scientology and is now fulfilling his 9 billion years contract

- Fat Amy is Bill Clinton’s personal assistant now(or at least that’s what she says)

- Emily is singing backup for Taylor Swift

- Lily suddenly appears dressed in clothes from the 1850 offering no explanation(that we can hear)

- Stacey continues to be gorgeous

- Cyntia Rose continues to be gorgeous

- The concert is a huge success. They celebrate hard and get very very drunk. Next morning Beca and Chloe find themselves naked in bed together

- Literally the entire second part of the movie is centered around Beca and Chloe trying to figure out their feelings for each other. This includes a lot of solo songs

- All the Bellas try get Beca and Chloe together each time with a different disastrous plan

- The movie ends with a flashforward of two years ahead to see Beca and Chloe having a big gay wedding and the Bellas singing while they walk down the aisle holding hands

The Hybrid Prophecy

GUYS.

EVERY. SINGLE. PART. OF THE PROPHECY CAME TRUE.

The Doctor ACTUALLY destroyed a billion billion hearts to heal his own. 

He destroyed billions of HIS hearts by killing himself over and over in the confession dial (for 4.5 billion years) to have a bargaining chip to bring clara back to heal his own heart

He and Clara almost unraveled time by trying to evade her death (and possibly still did/can since Clara didn’t go back to die yet)

And we already knew that the Doctor and Clara stood on the ruins of Gallifrey at the end of time.

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