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“Yeeaaaa She Fine” 

“Look, bastard, all I'm sayin’ is you should make that elf-charm of yours useful for once and get us free booze. ’S not like I’m forcing you into prostitution. Just a lil’ flirting here, a lil’ winking there and, well - i >personally< would add some booty-shaking too, but your backside is flat as a board so maybe let’s not.”

help, i’m getting sucked in. uh, sorry for the outfit change, i forgot to save down reference