$300000 a year

Darkest Dungeon character classes include but are not limited to:

-A man falling apart due to leprosy but is paradoxally the tankiest and hardest-hitting class available but has next to no utility beyond Hit Thing Hard

-A man with the single most powerful healing spell in the game that more often than not will cause more damage than it prevents

-A woman with a crossbow nearly as long as she is tall that fires arrows larger than some of the monsters you face that nonetheless do little damage on their own because they’re too big to aim properly

-A masked man that communicates almost entirely by *snorts* and “…hm” that excels at kicking people when they’re down and is such a thoroughly dirty fighter that I’m led to believe he’s nonverbal because otherwise his dialogue would consist of nothing but sadistic laughter.

-A man and his loyal dog, whose slobber has healing properties, whose eerie howls reduce party stress, and whose teeth can cause intense and profuse bleeding even if they fail to do any damage.

-A god-fearing woman whose a powerhouse of party healing and combat utility but for some reason is absolutely shit at alleviating any sort of mental strain. Also, despite her status as a “vestal” and an agent of God, she has few qualms with visiting taverns and brothels.

-A plague doctor whose vast array of diseases and poisons are so potent that they can affect the undead and creatures made entirely out of blighted fungal tissue, and who possesses some kind of magical reverse-leeches that pump blood back into their targets to heal them.

-A man literally possessed by a powerful demon that he can painfully shapeshifting into at will, who understandably cannot be put into a party with any God-faithful character, and despite all his claims of the “horrors inside him” he has no inherent resistance to stress damage.

-A man who beats himself up so visciously every single day that he’s basically impossible to kill with certain builds and can lash enemies so thoroughly that he can make fleshless skeletons start bleeding.

-A woman so consumed with bloodlust that she’s incapable of moving backwards unless forced and has the most stable and continuous damage output of any other hero class.

-A clown that actually reduces the amount of stress and horror your party feels for once, though he’s still as monstrous as any other clown as far as your enemies are concerned. Also has the honor of, with the right setup and buffs, being able to pull off the single most damaging attack in the game at the cost of taking 300000 years to pull it off again later.

HOW TO FLIRT WITH JUNIOR OFFICERS BY GENERAL ARMITAGE HUX

(Do NOT try this at home, kids. I mean, you CAN try it, but I take no responsibility for any bodily harm dealt to you)

Anyway, after what felt like 300000 years I

FINALLY

finished this comic (and at some point I lost my patience with the shadows, but I also wanted to evoke the look and feel of the pic* that inspired this comic, so I said to myself “huh, it looks good.”)

*) I’m pretty sure you’ve seen it already, but here

@not-the-institute @hazel-inle

The Brightest Star Shines Through the Dark by Alex4968

Pairing: Louis/Harry

Rating: Mature

Summary:

Harry and Louis build their life together from the beginning - but even losing everything can’t tear them apart.

Written for the @hlhistoricalexchange2k17 with the beautiful art by @rbbsbb

Look so… Peter graduates college and Tony says he can live with him and Steve (in Brooklyn) while he’s figuring out what to do next and looking for a job and Peter’s like “cool”. He shows up one day with a suitcase while Tony is out and Steve is alone with the baby and he’s like “hey Peter… what is going on?” So Peter explains what’s going on and Steve has to process 300000 years of exasperation before he can tell Pete that he’s very happy to have him and would have said yes if Tony had asked about this or even told him it was happening. Tony shows up and he’s like “I may have forgotten to mention something.”

@jaslco requested:  i’ll take jasico getting together/first kiss headcanons

  • ok so like they’re sparring
  • you know, as boyfriends do 
  • nico hadn’t beaten jason before and he was going to win if it was the last thing he did goddammit 
  • like nico is scary as hell but his sword skills just aren’t level jason grace 
  • i mean, who among us is level jason grace tbh 
  • but nico is determined ok 
  • and he does some really badass move or whatever and suddenly jason is on the ground and nico’s blade is at his neck 
  • and jason’s just looking at this kid like damn because he knew dude could fight but he didn’t know dude could fight 
  • and nico’s just looks so damn proud of himself and it’s absolutely adorable 
  • but jason can’t stop thinking about whatever move nico just did like it was. so great 
  • and nico, still grinning like an idiot, extends his hand to help jason up 
  • and as soon as jason’s back on his feet he doesn’t even bother to brush himself off he just looks nico dead in the eye and says, in like the huskiest voice okay, “that. was so hot.” and before he realizes what’s happening nico is standing on tiptoe to reach him and then they are kissing 
  • jason is surprised at first but internally he’s like hell yeah hELL YEAH damn frickin rIGHT HELL YEAH 
  • because like. he’d been fantasizing about kissing nico di angelo for so long and it’s finally happening and it’s perfect 
  • and when they finally break apart nico just tucks a loose strand of hair behind his ear and is just like “i won” with the most sly smile on his face 
  • and jason just positively beams back at him and says, “no. i think i did.” 
Cocococoococococo

Coco Ziebell

Coco’s my OC of like 300000 years (5 years) and the canonverse she exists in the the Hazardous/Bionic universe that me and Kel created in 2012! She’s the same age/same birthday as me when I made her so she’s growing u with me kya In other AU’s like the broom AU where she’s a witch or the siren AU where she’s a pirate, she’s generally the same all around but i’ll be writing around the Haz/bioverse.

For anyone curious, Hazardous/Bionic is an old RP group that focused on mutations with elements and jazz!

On the surface, she’s a smiley happy-go-lucky person who doesn’t really care as much as she might express. She will smile, laugh, and be kind when necessary but doesn’t really connect with others even if it may seem like so to the other party. Her surface personality completely contradicts her true feelings towards other’s where she may seem to care but it’s hard (not impossible) for her to actually click with anyone or anything. This is mostly due with her distrustful attitude towards others caused by her time in the system and learning that although she couldn’t trust people, having connections and relations (fake or not) could be beneficial. If she does manage to connect with someone though, they are always her first priority.

Not a lot of things get through to her and most things go in one ear and out the other. She responds poorly to authority and often goes off to do her own things. She hardly listens to directions, instructions, and orders and is mostly a solo act in any case which means she’s either the captain or alone because her personality is aggressive and prefers to be front-line. It may lead her to choosing reckless decisions over the right ones but she doesn’t really have a concern for herself and other’s (loved ones excluded), just the matter at hand in the heat of the moment. She does not back off easily unless there’s a risk she won’t take, such as anything that jeopardizes a loved one.

She’s very confident in her skills and hardly falters. When it comes to doing the job (whatever it may be in whatever AU), she enjoys it very much and usually has a smile on her face regardless of the situation, grim or not. 

She also has a form of a dissociative disorder due to a traumatic event from her past (In any AU) that she doesn’t really recall much of or at all. She is generally okay and in control of herself unless another traumatic event arises bringing her back into those memories that she’s forgotten which is rare but can happen especially in the Haz/Bioverse.

and yes she is in a relationshipw w fay 

I’ll have more about her once i finish my OCS page on my tumblr hurr im lazy

smut fic and underage readers 

i don’t know if anyone is going to get what i’m saying here but it’s been on my mind for the last couple of days and i wanna know if other writers feel the same way. please, please feel free to reply or add on, but also to message me or send me an ask

this is open to all fandoms, i’d love for people to reblog and talk about it. i’m just rambling, really, but i’d love for people to read it and give me their thoughts if they can. 

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