Government Secret #238

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide contains multiple hidden pages that teach students how to get away with murder.


Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout 238 3/3 [ENG SUB]

Featuring the voicework of lunarch-sounds and timoteilsd, and artwork by kichizone.

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout begins his fight with the dark lord, Bananarama after doing battle with his six Hell-Generals, Will Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout be able to overcome Bananarama’s overwhelming power, save his not-girlfriend, and get back the MacGuffin Muffins before it’s too late!?

I dunno. Honestly, it doesn’t even matter because this episode isn’t even about Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. It’s about his worst friend, Rear Admiral Fights, who’s locked in a heated battle with Bananarama’s SEVENTH Hell-General, Beefo, the monstrous meat ogre!

Beefo wields the power of the Crispy Fist, a dark and terrible power that disfigured his left arm, and may come from the same demon that gave the Rear Admiral his stupid, skeleton sleeve jacket thing! And that REALLY bugs him! Like, that was his whole thing, and then this fat fuck just shows up just like “oh, what’s up, I just have this exact same thing you have except sloppier and not on a TOTALLY RAD jacket! No big deal!”

WELL IT IS A BIG DEAL, MAN. And you better believe this episode contains footage of a big gross ogre guy getting spanked with a skeleton by a skinny, pretentious, Japanese, white boy in glasses. Oh lord have mercy, is there gonna be some skeletal spankage up in this bitch.

- Que é? - atendo irritado.
- Você estava dormindo?
Ela sabe que eu estava. E eu fico bravo já que ela também sabe que minha vida não é lá um mar de rosas e tenho pouco tempo pra descansar depois do trabalho. Mas logo coloco um rosto sabendo que no meio de 238 contatos naquela agenda telefônica, ela me escolheu.
- Diz - digo.
—  Baby Julie.

Maryland State legislator Patrick McDonough… discussed the possibility of revoking food stamps from the parents of protesting Baltimore youth. He… “called for a “scientific study” of what he called the “thug nation” in the black community.” (FULL ARTICLE)

Feel free to contact this asshole:

House Office Building, Room 310
6 Bladen St., Annapolis, MD 21401
(410) 841-3334, (301) 858-3334
1-800-492-7122, ext. 3334 (toll free)
e-mail: pat.mcdonough@house.state.md.us
fax: (410) 841-3598, (301) 858-3598

P. O. Box 15470, Baltimore, MD 21220
(410) 238-0025; fax: (410) 238-0035
e-mail: patmcdee@comcast.net

All public info found HERE. Note the Hartford County Sheriff’s PAC donates to him.

All of Marissa Wompler and Miss Charlotte Listler’s Comedy Bang Bang episodes!

60: Now Hiring Interns!

92: How’s Your Boner?

116: “When I Go to Queens…”

154: Finger Guns

156: Anniversary Party!

167: New No-Nos

178: Motor Boating Around Town

188: Attack of the Shits

218: The 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!

220: 4 PayDays & a Baby

238: Marissa Wompler’s Birthday Pool Party Live

282: Wompster’s University

283: The 5th Anniversary Show!

294: Honk Shoo

304: Marissa Wompler’s Six Flags Birthday Womptacular


Love skateboarding? Create a different scene with the new Skatecycle! It’s the world’s first self-propelled hubless skate. Instead of a hub, the Skatecycle is designed with two wheel like spaces where the feet are placed for one to easily slide down hill or weave along a flat. The clever design ensures that your feet are well secured and never takes off the plates.

It comes in two colors: classic white and sophisticated black.