$2 roadtrip


Don’t mind me. It’s just my thirsty ass trying to remember all fics I read… (99% SMUT lol.)



  • Like Real People do ( 1 / 2 )




  • Room For Dessert ( 1 / 2 )


  • Sounds Of You ( 1 / 23 / 4 / 5 / 6 )  //  (feat. Jimin)
  • Promises ( 1 / 2  //  (feat. Taehyung)
  • Imperfect Pair ( 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / Epilogue )  //  (feat. Taehyung)







  • Fall For You ( 1 / 2 / 3 )




  • Lust & Errors  ( 1 / 2 / 3 / 4  //  (StepSibling!AU)
  • Out Of the Blue ( 1 / 23  //  (Hybrid!Jungkook)
  • Shameless  //  (Taehyung POV)
  • Stress Reliever



  • BunBun ( 1 /




  • The Pawns And The King ( 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5


  • My 20 Year-Old Husband ( 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 






  • Message Delivered ( 1 / interim 1 / 2  // (feat. Namjoon)


  • Aisles ( 1 / 2 )












  • A Roadtrip (1 / 2



  • Tattoo1 / 2 )


  • Strings ( 1 / 2 )






  • Paper Doll  ( 1 / 2 / 3 )





LAST EDIT 05/05/17

A Roadtrip | Pt. (2/2)

Originally posted by jeonify

Genre: Smut, Fluff

Member: Jeon Jungkook

Words: 7k of pure filth

Synopsis: The title says it all. Jungkook makes your planned roadtrip to Busan a bit messy.

A/N: This is just pure filth, and I’m not regretting it for a bit. It has been a while since I wrote smut so please tolerate me jghgsjkfsjgk. Anyways, suffer with me, and enjoy the reading ;)

Pt. 1

You thought Jungkook being in your presence was already awkward enough.

However, being with him in one room, all alone, made the awkwardness even worse.

Jungkook put down the bags on the floor, before lifting his head up, scanning his eyes through the hotel room quickly. The room was neither too small, nor too big, with two comfortable beds placed in the middle of the room. The room had one window, but it gave a beautiful view on Busan’s beach, the white sand and the clear sea satisfying your own eyes.

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Bravely Shipweek Is Back~!

Bravely shipweek will be taking place June 6th-13! Any work will be accepted as long as it belongs to you! If you’re participating, remember to tag #bravelyshipweek so we’ll be able to find it! And don’t forget to follow the rules!

Here are the prompts for this shipweek!

  • Day 1: Hedge maze/Gardening
  • Day 2: Cruise/Roadtrip
  • Day 3: Diner Date/Dancing
  • Day 4: Steamy Showers/Concert
  • Day 5: Zoo/Aquarium
  • Day 6: Flower Crowns/Smoothies
  • Day 7: Free Prompt/Barbeque

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Roadtrip Headcanon


-K-2 and Cassian are up front flying the ship

-Bodhi backseat pilots until they finally let him switch with Cassian

-Chirrut has to pee every ten minutes                                                                   “we’re stopping so if you need to go do it now”                                                   “I don’t have to”                                                                                                    *20 minutes later*                                                                                                  “Can we stop”

-He also tries to sing songs so everyone is entertained (they’re not)

- Chirrut is honestly just that guy on the trip he won’t shut it

-Baze is asleep the entire time

-Bodhi and K-2 are bickering in the front about directions and Cassian is not having it                                                                                                                “WE WILL TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW AND I WILL DO THIS MISSION MYSELF”

-K-2 plays “pod-buggie” and hits so hard

-Bodhi keeps eating snacks and nobody knows where they’re coming from

-Jyn is just so uncomfortable

-Her options                                                                                                          A. K-2 trying to play roadtrip games with Bodhi and him just repeatedly saying stop                                                                                                                       B. Baze snoring                                                                                                     C. Chirruts every thought

-Ends up listening to Cassian mumble spanish curses 

- When everything finally goes silent                                                                     “who farted”

someone asked me to finish the roadtrip AU

But it wont let me do it on the ask so here it is: 

  • When they leave Vegas they head to Denver.
  • Maya makes Lucas stop at another walmart somewhere in Utah (because she’s obsessed now) so that she can buy a new sketchbook since she used the rest of hers at the Grand Canyon.
  • She spends the car ride through the mountains drawing pictures of them all. 
  • Riley goes to google cool things to do in Denver and they end up going on some weird bike tour through the city.
  • Zay gets super excited because he remembers weed is legal there and he’s never tried it before.
  •  They buy edibles and convince Riley to eat one too.
  • Riley and Maya both get really paranoid and Lucas has to take care of them in the hotel room while Zay, Smackle, and Farkle go out to the pool.
  • Riley vows never to try weed ever again because she  thought she was for sure going to get arrested. Maya agrees. 
  • They stay a night in Omaha because no one wants to drive the rest of the way to Chicago. 
  • Riley convinces everyone to go cow tipping but once they get out to a random field of cows she decides that it’s really mean and that they shouldn’t do it.
  • Instead they spend the night hanging out in a corn field until Maya and Zay convince them that the children of the corn is real and they make Lucas take them back to the hotel.
  • They spend two days in Chicago. The first thing Maya does is take a picture of her flipping off the Trump tower.
  • Zay goes straight to the hotel on the cover of the Wilco album then they go to the Dick’s last resort that’s located under the House of Blues.
  • No one tells Riley or Smackle that at Dicks they’re mean to you on purpose and they both get super offended about how rude their waitress is.
  • When they get their hats that say dirty things, Riley’s is so embarrassing that she trades with Maya and their waitress yells at them.
  • Before they leave Dicks their waitress apologizes to Riley and Smackle for being mean and reminds them that it’s her job and she’s actually a really sweet girl.
  • They go out sight seeing in Chicago and stop at the bean. Farkle gets super excited about the bean and attempts to climb it with Zay’s help.
  • That obviously didn’t work and they get yelled at by park security for being idiot boys.
  • Maya gets lost in the art exhibits with Lucas for an hour and Riley gets super worried at first but they take her to the duck pond and she feeds the ducks while they wait for Lucas and Maya to come back.
  • Farkle pays Zay twenty dollars to go to the top of the Willis Tower and sit on the glass window that looks out over the city.
  • He’s super afraid of heights and crawls to the edge. 
  • Zay ends up having to throw up twice before they go back down to the bottom of the tower.
  • When they get to the pier they all go off into their respective pairings and ride the rides.
  • Lucas gives Maya a promise ring at the top of the ferris wheel overlooking the city. 
  • They go and get Jamba Juice and Maya tricks them all into taking a shot of Ginger Root. All of them do it because she doesn’t tell them how much it burns going down.
  • About an hour after the ginger root kicks in they’re all super hyped on natural caffeine and Riley convinces them to go on a segway tour. 
  • They leave Chicago and drive to Cleveland.
  • Lucas books them a hotel right on the Lake Erie coast and they spend the night crashing a wedding party in the hotel ballroom.
  • Maya catches the bouquet and quickly tosses it to Riley before anyone thinks her and Lucas are going to get married anytime soon.
  • After they leave Cleveland they drive straight to Pittsburgh. As they’re going through the tunnel from Perks of being a Wallflower, Maya stands up and hangs herself out of the Sunroof. Riley quickly joins her and they reenact the scene from the book/movie. 
  • They stop at the Abby Lee Dance Company per Zay’s request and he goes in looking for Abby Lee Miller, who isn’t there. Zay ends up buying a shirt and complaining for an hour about how much he doesn’t like that woman.
  • “Well, why did you buy a shirt?” “I may not like her but she gave the world Maddie Ziegler and I have to give her respect for that.” 
  • They make a final stop in Newark New Jersey for gas and out of nowhere Smackle points to a small lake and says, “There’s probably a hundred bodies in that lake. Cause you know… Mobsters.” 
  • They quickly jump in the car and drive straight over the George Washington bridge to get home. 
  • Once they get home they start planning a trip to Florida to go to Disney. Because one road trip was definitely not enough. 

2. Stop des EuroRoadtrips: Brüssel! Alles fürs #Atom!
#Roadtrip #Europe #Atomium #Brüssel #Bruxelles #Belgien #Belgium #Benelux #Citytrip #BigBoyTravel #Musclechub #Boomerang (hier: Atomium)

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So to really get my blog started I thought I’d make a list of these which I always see floating around Tumblr. Just throw me a number or two or three and a fandom or two or three from my list and maybe some extra direction if you’d like and I’ll make a steamy brand-spanking-new fic just for you! Feel free to use these if you’d like, there were just off the top of my head. Just make sure to give credit where credit is due :)

And without further adieu, here they are!

1. “Stop poking me or I swear I’m gonna- Hey!”

2. “Gimme an hour, tops.”

3. “This is not how you propose to someone.”

4. “Why are we running?”

5. “I’m not going in there.”

6. “This is not the time for a selfie!”

7. “Fine, we’ll stop at the playground, but only for a couple minutes!”

8. “You can’t rollerblade everywhere.”

9. “We can’t go trick-or-treating. Besides, it’s not even Halloween.”

10. “I’m not dead! Yet.”

11. “You ate ALL the cookie dough?”

12. “You still play with Barbies?”

13. “Please say yes.”

14. “Since when can you see the future?”

15. “So, why are you on the roof?”

16. “Goodbye.”

17. “So, uh… Did you hear about Pluto?”

18. “Race ‘ya.”

19. “How’d you manage to do that?”

20. “Want me to kiss-it-make-it-better?”

21. “Slap me in the face.”

22. “You braided his hair?”

23. “Just kiss me now and ask questions later.”

24. “Oh. Hell. No”

25. “That’s my girl.”

26. “That’s my boy.”

27. “Which one of you put dye in my shampoo?”

28. “Please, just get out of the tree.”

29. “I’m sorry, what did you just say to me?”

30. “Don’t come anywhere near me.”

31. “We’re done. I’m done. Everything’s done.”

32.“That can’t be real.”

33. “Wait, you are jealous!”

34. “Sing for me. Pretty please?”

35. “Kids these days and their satanic electro music.”

36. “You’re gonna be my girlfriend and I’m not taking no for an answer.”

37. “I think I saw a bad romance movie that was exactly like this.”

38. “How do girls even walk in those things? Do they all have death wishes?”

39. “Bucket list: done.”

40. “I’m famous on the internet.”

41. “Give it back.”

42. “Really? Anime?”

43.“You need to sleep.”

44. “Out of all the times to faint, you had to pick now?”

45. “Fine. You are a princess.”

46. “Okay, okay. We’ll do it your way.”

47. “Your pain is just too entertaining.”

48. “I didn’t think it was that important.”

49. “I never want to see another cat in my life.”

50. “You’re kidding, right?”

51. “I was a cheerleader in highschool.”

52. “Didn’t know you were into arts and crafts.”

53. “Your taste in music repels me.”

54. “You’re late.”

55. “Morning, sexy.”

56. “What the hell happened to your face!?”

57. “Trust me, I’m panicking on the inside”

58. “It’s been years.”

59. “So what’s your secret?”

60. “Leave it to the professionals, honey.”

61. “C’mon, just one more.”

62. “Told ‘ya this would happen.”

63. “1, 2, 3, Jump!”

64. “Roadtrip!”

65. “You’re not my sister. You’re way too pretty to be a part of this family.”

And there we go! And to the jawn that requested the panic! fic, you are not forgotten, lovely :).