Remember kids: You’re not allowed to make mistakes. Any mistakes you have made in the past would never ever be forgotten and no matter how many times you apologize sincerely, people on the internet would still bring that shit up once you start getting attention and you will perpetually be labelled as “problematic”.
Also, make sure you’re ready to have people misinterpret 80% of the things you say to further emphasize how “problematic” you are.
Never forget, once you make a mistake ever in your life, you are officially less of a person and thus you are allowed to be treated like complete shit and called names and expect to be told to ‘go to hell’ or 'kill yourself’.
Also, did I mention that not having the same opinion as one person is considered a mistake? Thus, you’re not allowed an opinion /WHATSOEVER/.
In fact, once you follow all these rules, you’ll actually start owning up to the idea that you’re an insignificant human being and eventually have the human essence of a dented teaspoon!
Remember this and I guarantee you that you’d be safe from the people of the internet. Well, they’d still attack you, but at least now you know you completely, undeniably DESERVE IT.