$1000000

good lunch where i live: around £5

good lunch in london:  £1000000 and all of my happy childhood memories 

My phone broke so I’ll use photobooth instead. Needed to practice crow quill because it’s something I find myself lacking in but I found a pretty good way to load the nib with ink pretty cleanly towards the end of this experiment. 

I’m also going to start selling these 6″x9″ originals for a price that I haven’t determined yet. $30? $40? $1000000??

anonymous asked:

Confession: I'm so afraid of being in a relationship cause I'm like 1000000% inexperienced like how the fuck am I supposed to know how to pleasure a guy when I haven't ever kissed anyone ;-; and what if they just like stop liking me for being inexperienced and not being able to please them 😣

NAH FUCK THAT YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A GUY NO WRONG MORE THAN LIKELY THEY WILL PROBS FIND IT HOT AND WOULD LOVE TO TEACH YOU SHIT LIKE FUCK!! IM LITERALLLY IN THE SAME BOAT OK KID BUT U JUST GOT TO FIND THE RIGHT DUDE THAT WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT U FEEL ME

tropospheric asked:

I just want to let you know how much I appreciate your insight into Phantom related stuff! I've read all of your reviews and they were very enlightening :) I'm in the process of making a lesbian version of Phantom and reading what works and doesn't work in Phantom adaptations has really helped me develop it. when I get to the point of actually writing and drawing and not just brainstorming I'd love for you to take a look and give your thoughts!

Aww, I’m so glad!  It’s always great to hear that someone gets something nice out of that stuff.

I am like 1000000% here for a lesbian version of the Phantom story.  I wish you all the good luck and vibes in the world!  I’d definitely love to hear about it someday when you feel comfortable with what you have.

Thank you very much Sweetlake Cakes for this amazing cake you made for our milestone!

Sweetlake Cakes congratulates Steampunk Tendencies on their 1.000.000th Google+ follower, what an amazing number!!! I made this cake just for this milestone ^^
If you love steampunk, take a look at their page!

Sweetlake cakes feliciteert Steampunk Tendencies met hun 1 miljoenste volger op Google+, wat een onwijs getal! Ik heb deze taart speciaal voor deze mijlpaal gemaakt ^^
Als je gek bent op steampunk, neem dan een kijkje op hun pagina!

Pierce The Veil

Can we please leave Pierce The Veil alone? If they haven’t released music yet it’s because they have been extremely busy and they want make sure the album is perfect. “We’ve been waiting for 3 years!!!” I don’t care how long you’ve been waiting, because guess what? The world doesn’t revolve around you. PTV don’t owe us and they are free to release their music whenever they want/can. I’m so sick of fans acting all offended, you need to relax. 

orphan black bloopers: *officially exist*

me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

the signs and how much SASS they will give their teachers

aries: 80% sass (unintentional)

taurus: 0% sass

gemini: 69% sass

cancer: 20% sass

leo: 40% sass

virgo: 60% sass

libra: 1000000% sass (EXTREME SASS)

scorpio: -10% sass

sagittarius: 85% sass

capricorn: 2% sass

aquarius: 0% sass OR 100% sass (depends on the day)

pisces: 90% sass

LIFE TIPS: For Everyone! Especially on tumblr!

Remember kids: You’re not allowed to make mistakes. Any mistakes you have made in the past would never ever be forgotten and no matter how many times you apologize sincerely, people on the internet would still bring that shit up once you start getting attention and you will perpetually be labelled as “problematic”.

Also, make sure you’re ready to have people misinterpret 80% of the things you say to further emphasize how “problematic” you are.

Never forget, once you make a mistake ever in your life, you are officially less of a person and thus you are allowed to be treated like complete shit and called names and expect to be told to ‘go to hell’ or 'kill yourself’.

Also, did I mention that not having the same opinion as one person is considered a mistake? Thus, you’re not allowed an opinion /WHATSOEVER/.

In fact, once you follow all these rules, you’ll actually start owning up to the idea that you’re an insignificant human being and eventually have the human essence of a dented teaspoon!

Remember this and I guarantee you that you’d be safe from the people of the internet. Well, they’d still attack you, but at least now you know you completely, undeniably DESERVE IT.