Made a quick wallpaper
When I was younger, maybe 14, I was really into WWE as a lot of middle class kiddies are. I wrestled literally everything I could. One day I planned to stand up a thick roll of wallpaper and do a Shawn Michaels dropdown on it. Well I overshot my target and the roll hit me between my buttcheeks. I was on the floor in pain for quite a while. I didn't really watch wrestling after that. All because my ass was rammed by wallpaper.