The Signs as Shit I Call My Dog
  • Aries - Rootin' Tootin' Putin
  • Taurus - Griffin McElroy
  • Gemini - Senior Fatass
  • Cancer - Jimmy Fallon
  • Leo - Lil' Obesity
  • Virgo - Him
  • Libra - Assmaster
  • Scorpio - Ungo Bungo
  • Sagittarius - Morgan Freeman JR
  • Capricorn - Hungee Boy
  • Aquarius - The Original Sinner
  • Pisces - Jontron's Lack Of A Career
My ereri fanfic rec list

Udapte: 16/10/15

In alphabetical order:


Mature - Modern Setting / Slice of Life / Sport / College / Slow Build

The Misadventures of College and finding out your soccer coach is a porn star.

UNGOING - 17/? - 170,018 words

- Anonymous Asked by peralta

Teen and Up Audience - Modern Setting / Fluff / College / Tumblr

In a horribly inept attempt at flirting, Levi accidentally sends Eren anon hate. Well, in his defense, it’s not his fault Eren’s smile is so damn pretty.

ONESHOT - 8206 words

- Art of War by catonfire

Mature - Modern Setting / Humor / Neighbors

Noisy neighbors, nursling dinosaurs, satanic box cutters, shitty convenience store management, the word ‘fuck’, hereditary (but not really) homosexuality, beer and ramen, pennies, truckstops, strippers, closets, semi-public defacing, rings, house parties, “recreational” drug use, accidental rendezvous, toxic stew (don’t eat the stew), nice abs, housewives–batteries not included, over-educational movie sessions, copious domesticity, kittens named after landlords, a shit joke at participating locations, and many, many happy endings.

COMPLETE - 11/11 - 52597 words

- Berlin by Yuu_chi

Explicit - Modern Setting / Age Difference / Photographer-Model

When he was younger Levi spent one unforgettable summer in Berlin - one month and a mistake later he goes and doesn’t look back.

Fast forward ten years and Levi is now a successful fashion photographer and Berlin is just one thing in a line of many he has managed to run from - except the past has a funny habit of never staying where it should and Eren Jaeger isn’t somebody content with just being a memory.

ONESHOT- 13530 words

- Blood Sticks by Blue_Thallium

Explicit - Canon Setting / Age Difference / Masochism

“I asked you if you needed to hit me again. Because. In court, you said Sir, you said that you were going to.”

Levi blinked at him. He’d only told Eren he’d missed a spot.

COMPLETE - 02/02 - 10771 words

- Charnelle by madchilla

Explicit - Modern Setting / Prostitution

It had started as a joke, but became much more as Eren began to fall in love with a prostitute.

COMPLETE - 04/04 - 24732 words

- Chasing Disaster by freshia

Teen and Up Audience - Modern Setting / Fluff / Humor

Eren crashes into Levi’s life. Literally. And he takes out a fence and a mailbox along the way.

ONESHOT - 3753 words

- Dear Santa by 4TAE

Explicit - Modern Setting / Public Sex / Mall Santa!Levi

Eren sexually assaults smacks lips with the mall Santa.

Santa decides he’s been a very, very bad boy this year.

ONESHOT - 6347 words

- Holding Hands In The Rain by twisting_vine_x ❤

Explicit - Modern Setting / Slice of Life / Fluff / Slow Build

A/N: Basically the one with thousands of words of Eren and Levi crushing like crazy on each other, and being absolutely freaking ridiculous together, and slowly falling in love against the backdrop of modern-day Vancouver.

Levi only realizes how much he’s not paying attention to anything around him when there are shoes beside the puddle he’s drawing. Looks up to find Eren standing right there in the rain, the hood on his jacket pulled back, and his hair plastered down against his head. He’s just standing there, and – he’s watching Levi with an expression that looks so fond it actually hurts; and Levi’s just managed to get his breath back and open his mouth when Eren moves closer, and Levi loses his air all over again.

ONGOING - 30/21 - 103558 words

- In The Midst Of Youth by acidtowns

Explicit - Modern Setting / Lapdance / Public Sex / College

Eren wasn’t made to be a fratboy. Levi didn’t mind.

COMPLETE (?) - 03/03 -13,592 words

- House of Echoes by shotgunsinlace

Explicit - Modern Setting / Surnatural / Horror

Two years after the murder, Levi is finally ready to let it go. The house at the end of Ashbury Lane is quaint and peaceful ― a gift from an old time friend meant to grant him a new beginning. However, when the shadows begin to move at the dead of night, taking on the form of a treasure thought lost, Levi begins to fear for both his sanity and his life. Suddenly, the road to recovery becomes a game of kill or be killed.

COMPLETE - 21/21 - 124903 words

- It’s Fine by erentitanjaeger

Mature - Modern Setting / Age Difference / Teacher-Student

Isn’t that a cliché for you; the teacher falling in love with the student. I hated myself for it. I hated how I wasn’t just romantically attracted to him anymore, but physically as well. Mornings became awkward for me as I found myself having more cold showers than warm. Though I was ashamed to say sometimes I just didn’t even bother and gave in, imaging his breath on my face and his hand around me as I pumped myself under the sheets.

ONESHOT - 10173 words

- Junkyard Dogs by acidtowns

Explicit - Modern Setting / Angst / Prison

Autocracy — a system where one leader has absolute power — is the only government that exists in prison. Levi is the current ‘Top Dog,’ and for years, no one has had the mind to challenge his position — at least, no one until now. Enter: Eren Jaeger, a new inmate with indefinite mentalities and obscure motives. With the power to shake Levi’s throne, Eren becomes the one exception of everything.

COMPLETE - 17/17 - 70431 words

- King of the Carrot Flowers by unhappy_turtle ❤

Mature - Modern Setting / Angst / Fluff

It’s a Sunday. He’s washing his favorite mug and trying not to pay too much attention to the funeral that’s going on across the street.

COMPLETE - 13/13 - 23637 words

- Love’s a Menace by seaofteeth

Not Rated - Modern Setting / Tatto Parlor / Fluff

“Your favorite customer is here!” Hanji continued and damn them, Levi could practically hear their shit-eating grin. That could only mean one thing.

COMPLETE - 05/05 - 17322 words

- Lend me Your Ear by foreverautumn ❤

Explicit - Modern Setting / Humor / Phone sex

Eren’s not a vindictive person. Really, he’s not. In fact, he considers himself a big supporter of doing the right thing, fighting the good fight (literally, if need be); basically, he’s a big proponent of justice.

Sitting here with Jean’s credit card clutched in his hand, Eren’s sure this is just the beginning of a long and prosperous road full of justice.

COMPLETE - 04/04 - 20410 words

- Light of My Life by doujinbag ❤

Mature - Modern Setting /1940’s/ Nobokov’s Lolita / Pedophilia

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight

Levi is an English professor from France who comes to America in hopes of finding a new job. However, once he meets the woman whose house he will be rooming in for a short time, he falls hopelessly in love with her son, Eren— who is only fifteen years old.
Levi does anything he can to keep Eren with him forever and ever. This is a tale of lust and obsession, and the feeling which most people confuse to be love.

COMPLETE - 08/08 - 23683 words

- Meeting People is Easy by foreverautomn

Not Rated - Modern Setting / Fluff / Bling Date

He’s been sitting in his car for the past fifteen minutes, trying to muster up the courage to walk inside the restaurant.

“He’ll be sitting by the window. Try to have a good time, won’t you, Eren?”

Eren groans, slumping forward until his head rests against the wheel.

ONESHOT - 4079 words

- My Old Friend by mongoose_bite

Mature - Modern Setting / Fluff / Age Reversal / DILF!Eren

When Levi was a teenager, the unrequited love of his life was Eren, his best friend’s father. Fifteen years later, Levi finds himself back in Whitecrest Cove to sell his late uncle’s house.

COMPLETE - 08/08 - 12851 words

- Night Drive by shotgunsinlace

Explicit - Modern Setting / Office / Cheating

Working as a desk clerk for Sina Enterprises isn’t the most grandiose job out there, but it sure beats every other option Eren had jotted down since graduation. Troubled past behind him, Eren strives to make a name for himself by not fucking up the only good thing he has going for him. But when a certain foul-mouthed and dapper executive waltzes through the lobby doors, Eren is more than willing to set aside his “no fraternizing with the higher-ups” rule. However, the engagement ring on Levi’s finger proves to be a deal breaker. It was supposed to be a one night stand, one night to get each other out of their systems, but the two of them bit off more than they could chew.

COMPLETE - 03/03 - 50596 words

- Normality by kyowjin

Mature - Modern Setting / Angst / Prostitution

‘But normal for me is a stranger’s bed and pitiful looks from people that don’t know my full story when they pass me on the street corner. If I wanted to stop this, I would. I physically could. I mean, heck, it’s not like I’m short on cash or anything. I just choose to. It’s my body after all, and what I choose to do with it is up to me and me alone. There’s just something so exciting and different and not normal about doing something that’s so sacred with someone whose last name you’ll probably never know. The money is only a bonus.’

COMPLETE - 07/07 - 9670 words

- Odd Affections Framework by ninanna

Mature - Modern Setting / fluff / Nerds / Xkit-guy!Eren

Eren is a 22 years old recent college graduate who is driven by passions about social justice and making his favourite social network more accessible to its millions of users. He might be a crypto genius on the side and sought after by many companies, but reality is harsh when his idealism is relentless and he wants to make a change in the world, not just succumb to its shitty rules.

Enter Levi, 35 years old newly promoted front-end software architect at the said social network, with a history of hacktivism and a current hobby of making encrypted chatting tools for journalists and activists. Also a long-time fan of Eren’s very own 'extension framework’. He might also be a casual stalker of Eren’s personal blog. And perhaps has a wee bit of a (healthy) crush on the young man.

But there is no way that they can actually meet and connect… Or is there?

COMPLETE - 07/07 - 24798 words

- Paper Boy by PresquePommes

Mature - Modern Setting / Slice of Life / Neighbors

I tried to work as many ridiculous cliches into this as possible and somehow came out with the most awkwardly endearing neighbours AU I never knew I could write.

Now with extra awkward and a side of “You Probably Shouldn’t Make Important Life Choices Based On That One Dude You Met, Like, A Month Ago.”

UNGOING - 09/? - 38366 words

- Pardon the Mess by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Explicit - Modern Setting / Strippers

Eren has an embarrassing – and memorable – first visit to a strip club when he receives his first lap dance from a gorgeous man named Levi.

COMPLETE - 05/05 - 28632 words

- Serendipity by seaofteeth

Explicit - Modern Setting / Age Difference

After rejecting his sixteen year old neighbor seven years ago, Levi figured he would never see him again. So when Levi decides it’s time to get back in shape, it figures Eren would be his new personal trainer.

COMPLETE - 04/04 - 10483 words

- Star Boy byshulkie

Mature - Modern Setting / Supernatural

In 1996, my boyfriend Eren Jaeger was abducted. In 2014, he suddenly reappeared. Only, he’s still sixteen and what’s more, he doesn’t remember anything that happened to him during his disappearance. This is a story about first loves, humanity, and maybe-alien boyfriends.

COMPLETE - 10/10 - 26996 words

- Stohess Park by KeroseneShowers

Mature - Modern Setting / Slow Build / Neighbors / Spoilers

Yuppies. Wannabe hippies. Hipsters in denial. Levi is just about done with the city of Sina. That is, until a young Adonis moves up the block from his house and offers to be his handyman. Eren Jaeger. Yeah, he’ll have to keep an eye on him…

UNGOING - 07/? - 28862 words

- Swept Me Off My Feet by LaurelNymph

Mature - Modern Setting / Fluff / Slice of Life

Eren makes the mistake of forgetting to move his car on street sweeping day.

It’s a mistake he won’t regret when he meets the man driving the street sweeping truck.

UNGOING - 21/? - 60233 words

- The 6th Yard by coldmackerel (aka Satan themself) ❤

Mature - Modern Setting / Ansgt / Hospital

A comedy about being dead.

Levi is finally returning to work as a nurse after recovering from a car crash that nearly killed him. Nothing says “welcome back” like realizing he’s lost his marbles and can see the disembodied spirits of the comatose patients in the 6th ward. He begrudgingly helps them learn how to be dead. Eren, the newest coma patient in the 6th ward, has six months to learn how to be dead. Good luck, kid.

COMPLETE - 28/28 - 93897 words

- The Minutes of the Red People by throneofwaste

Mature - Modern Setting / Angst / Slow Build / Suspense / Hitmen

Levi is better at killing people than keeping them safe. He follows his routine - 7 hours of sleep, study the blueprints, pack the tools of the trade, carry out the assassination, mop up the blood and leave no speck of evidence. It isn’t too long before he finds his routine in shambles when Erwin Smith assigns him a mission riddled with “classified” and “no further details disclosed”. Levi doesn’t kill kids. It gets his conscience dirty.

UNGOING - 19/? - 96747 words

- The Red Long Johns, Or “Be Sure to Dress in Layers” by shulkie ❤

Mature - Modern Setting / Humor / Teachers

It’s the week of the yearly Trust Initiative Teen Action Network (T.I.T.A.N.) retreat but this year Levi is left out in the cold when Hanji breaks her leg. To make things worse, Principal Smith gets a replacement chaperone—the new, very green English teacher Eren Jaeger. Levi and Eren butt heads over every little thing from professional to personal. Despite all of this, Levi finds himself distracted by the red long johns the fashion-challenged Eren wears under all of his winter gear and just how to get into them…

COMPLETE - 08/08 - 32026 words

- The Talk by WhiteSilverandMercury (aka Satan’s right-hand person) ❤

Mature - Modern Setting / Complicated Relationships / Radio DJ-Stripper

Sometimes all you need to fall in love is some advice from a stripper.

COMPLETE - 21/21 - 109139 words

- Time After Time by foreverautumn

Not Rated - Modern Setting / Fluff / Pet Shop

“Who tells someone they look like a cat?”

“No, I said the cat looked like you,” Eren corrects, looking back to the cat and ignoring Levi’s mounting confusion.

ONESHOT - 5003 words

- Typo by melooshkah, undercovermoffat

Mature - Modern Setting / Texting / Dialogue-Only

Eren texts the wrong number and Levi’s just really lonely.

UNGOING - 11/? - 16281 words

- What’s Eating You? by TheSpazzBot

Mature - Modern Setting / Angst / Fluff / Slow Build / Humor / Zombie

As far as accepting one’s death goes, Eren Jaeger thinks he’s doing pretty well. Except for the fact that he should have turned days ago. Why was his bite healing, when he had witnessed several others’ turn them into the soulless monsters now consuming the streets? It doesn’t help that he has been separated from everyone he could call a friend, only to be found by a mysterious group of survivors. Including one who has a personality not far off from the creatures he is trying so hard to avoid.

UNGOING - 31/? - 177625 words

- When I’m no Longer Young and Pretty by Trick_Fantasy

Mature - Modern Setting / Yandere!Levi / Pedophilia

Levi never wants Eren to grow up.

“Let’s see if I can make you pretty again.”

ONESHOT - 2323 words

whonno  asked:

*Re-reads all your Jongup senarios/fanfics so I don't miss out.* ✌ I hope you're doing well! Thank you for working so hard on all your ungoing fanfics. Must be tough sometimes! Because of that I wanted to thank you. When I read I go into this different world/zone, and your writing is really good at bringing me there. It makes me escape from reality when I need to. Thank you for blessing us with your amazing writers skills and lots of great content! Have a great day! 😊

Ok first of all I had to curl up in the corner of my room because of all the fluffy feelings you have given me. Secondly, I have been doing well most days but there are some days where I remember I have studying to do and we all know how that feels lol. I hope you’re doing well too and you’re looking after yourself right? I gotta thank you, and everyone else as well for reading my imagination that I somehow put into words online for others to see, we’re almost at 900 followers so that’s a lot of people reading my work! Which leaves me in awe every single day honestly. I’m so happy that I can give you my writing to lean on, you know you can lean on me as a person as well right? I’m always here to talk whenever you need me sweetheart :) Thank you for blessing me and my dumb blog with all of your love, you have a good day too!

P.S: Sorry for the late reply xx

anonymous asked:

ungo bungo................... could you blease post some of your plasma art? i die

oh i ,, don’t know ,i want to but it’s all just unfinished and kind of dumb doodles

Let me introduce you to the Haikyuu knitting club

Suga loves knitting. He loves to knit scarfs, socks or sweaters for his friends in the winter, and he can do it really well.

Somewhere along the line, he teaches daichi how to knit, and they often knit together. Daichi can’t really do anything fancy, but his work is pretty neat.

They find out that Asahi also knits because it helps him calm down in stressful situations. They end up spending saterday mornings knitting in daichi’s house, and so the haikyuu knitting club is born!

For a long time it’s only the three of them. Tanaka excitingly tries to join in, only to find out that he is absolutely terrible at it. Suga finds out that Tsukishima can knit REALLY WELL, but he has no interest in actually joining.

Eventually they get members from other schools though! Kuroo joins them first, blowing everyone away with his how fast he can knit. Later Akaashi joins, showing of his arsenal of different patterns and tricks. At meetings, you can also find Bokuto quietly sitting in the back of the room, playing with a ball of yarn. He sometimes talks to Aone, who joined around the same time and mostly just sits in the back of the room, observing the others and effortlessly knitting a sweater. Bokuto loves to talk to Aone, even though he doesn’t really respond, and Aone finds the ungoing chatter from Bokuto quite calming.

The true knitting king though, is Ushijima. Even veteran Suga is impressed. Ushijima isn’t only fast and accurate, he can knit almost everything you can possibly think of, including difficult patterns.

Every once in a while they get together in Daichi’s house to discuss knitting patterns, show of their work and teach each other new skills. This always goes hand in hand with snacks and tea, and sometimes they even play a little volleyball in between.

One thing is certain, no volleyball player will have to be cold this winter (because we all know that all these sweet hearts will knit scarfs for their ENTIRE team.)

anonymous asked:

you know what would be amazing? you recommending some nice kidlaw fics <3

yooooooo you made me wanna read some fics so i dug some of my ao3 favorites up and reread them like fuck  also, shout out to the authors!!!! you’re all wonderful and i hope ur here on tumblr so i can message u personally XD

should try going back to ff.net but i’m too lazy to sort thru so much XD

I need make friends.

I need Follow people of the next fandom: 

  • Uta no Prince
  • Frozen
  • Paradise Kiss
  • Kagepro / Mekakucity actors
  • Bleach
  • Vocaloid
  • Eurovisión
  • Nogami
  • Ouran
  • Free!
  • Drrr
  • Pokemon
  • Kuroko no basuke
  • Dangan ronpa
  • Kyoukai no Kanata
  • Sailor Moon
  • South park
  • UnGo
  • Nico singers / utaite
  • Panic at the disco
  • Fall out boys