!umineko

  • me, when a character I don't like is angsty: Yeah, get over it edgelord, you had suuuch aaa hoorrible life am III riiiight?
  • me, when a character I love is angsty: Oh my god no my sweetheart... ~I hope they crush you more~ You had a such a terrible life oh my god no...
  • The Witch of the wilds: Jamison~ Jaaaaamisooon~ Your creation will destroy the village~
  • Dr Junkenstein: How do you know my name?!
  • Witch: Because I know all!
  • Junkenstein: Are you a witch?
  • Witch: Noo, no, I am just a little, uh…
  • The Reaper: *whispers in her ear* Raven
  • Witch: Raven! Tweet!
  • Junkenstein: Wait a minute… Ravens don’t go tweet!
  • Witch: Are you a raven? ARE YOU A RAVEN?!
  • Junkenstein: Uh no?
  • Witch: No. Then don’t tell us what we fucking sound like, racist!
  • Junkenstein: Oh… kaay?
  • Witch: Okay. Good. And don’t forget: Your monster’ll-
  • Junkenstein: destroy the village, got it.
  • submitted by grendinator