!the-burning-plain

[ @laurajohnsonsings ]

“You know, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m pretty certain I like chicken wings more than I like most people.” Flynn mused, glancing up as the other sat down at the booth. “I ordered the house speciality, which means it has every flavour from plain, to burn your mouth off, and fiery diarrhoea.” He joked.  

I am trying to teach Rico how to cook but it is slow going, he does not seem to understand what seasonings are and he has only cooked two meals since I moved in, plain unseasoned tofu and very burned plain chorizo, both while I was sleeping. I need to get him a children’s cookbook or something