!terezi pyrope

ok but consider - tall Terezi, small Vriska.

(I like to imagine Vriska’s one of those kids who grew quickly and was the tallest in their grade/middle school classes but then high school hits and everyone shoots up past them. Terezi was a slower grower but overtook Vriska over the course of meteorstuck.)

Homestuck doesn’t queerbait, it straightbaits.

Remember when the comic seemed as if Dave would end up with Jade and Karkat would end up with Terezi? Yeah well DaveKat is canon instead

Way back when it seemed like John and Rose were set up to be together but she has super hot alien vamp wife.

Roxy and John are getting along well! Oh no she’s gay and possibly dating his grandma too

Terezi obviously has to choose between Karkat and D– nevermind she chose Vriska

The hets have been bamboozled again