!stuff and things

its shark week and michael phelps is about to race a shark but how do we know this is the fastest shark were there shark prelims set out underwater to test this i think this is an unfair process discovery u cant have a world class human and just regular jeff the shark do u know how humiliating its gonna be for jeff and his family when he gets beat by  michael phelps™ cuz hes just a normal average joe accountant shark why u gotta do jeff like that man

shaming people for “cringy” interests is so gross oooh my god so someone likes this one piece of media more than anything how about you just…. let them? it brings someone joy what the fuck is your problem. eat some grass.

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“Back on the treadmill, trying to fit into my wardrobe!” (SDCC 2017)

the signs as out of context things my friends have said
  • aries: "do i have rabies? because i would love that."
  • taurus: (clearly eating a muffin) "why is there a hole in my doughnut?"
  • gemini: "c'mon, caffeine. dilate my blood vessels."
  • cancer: "i like it. it screams...'motel curtains'."
  • leo: "and the Pope was like 'boy, bye'."
  • virgo: "she's not dead, she's having her third stroke."
  • libra: "no high-fives? what is this, the apocalypse???"
  • scorpio: "i like my momma with thick thighs."
  • sagittaurus: "i cleaned my legs. you wanna see?"
  • capricorn: (annoyed) "when we ask technicalities, incest happens."
  • aquarius: "yeaaahh, see, that's where i ended up last night. on the flat earth society wiki."
  • pisces: (lunging after napkin) "i spEAK FOR THE TREES."
Most children’s books are far too advanced for the average adult to read. Only children have that kind of imagination.

Head canon that Adrien acts like a cat in a way that he doesn’t sleep much at night and takes a lot of naps during the day :3

Day 7 of @miraculousfluffmonth: 4am

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