!onions

uh

Onion what

“Hey babe, wanna have a ride over the blood of my enemies?”

hehehehehehhe

heeeeh.

what a lovely little child :D

Onion what the fuck.

Are you trying to summon a devil Onion

STEVEN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I can just imagine how much you guys have laughed at me for calling Onion cute.

What the fuck? What does Onion need that wand for? To summon his evil little friends so they can take over the world?

PALM BEACH, FL—Noting that it had already been there for almost two weeks, Mar-a-Lago assistant manager Chris Mahoney reportedly wondered Monday if anyone was coming to collect the nuclear briefcase from the club’s lost-and-found.

“Someone noticed it in the dining room and dropped it off, and it’s just been sitting at the bottom of the bin ever since,” said Mahoney, adding that he had been asking people coming to collect their lost scarves and sunglasses if they might also have misplaced a briefcase attached to a pair of handcuffs. “You’d think whoever it belongs to would have realized that they lost it by now. Well, I’ll give it a few more weeks—if no one claims it after 60 days, it’s up for grabs, and I can see if someone on my staff wants it.” At press time, a man had mistakenly claimed the briefcase as his own before getting home to discover all the unfamiliar buttons inside.

Pearl and Steven’s backstory just got fucking revealed, Pearl flew into his window when he was a baby, this is how they met for the first time.

Right? Amethyst understands me so well.

“So, Amethyst, haven’t my puns been impressive lately?”

“Pearl, everybody gives zero to little fucks about your awful puns.”

“Oh yeah. Because your “fists” pun was PURE genius?”

“MY FAVORITE WEAPON IS MY FUCKING AME-FISTS, PEARL! GET IT?? BECAUSE I AM AN AME-THYST!

i have no words okay

Greg is amazing and i need him to interact with the gems more often. Please.

I still don’t get why Onion is doing all this.

He’s a demon and all but, what’s his deal?

“Fuck, i thought i ate his soul earlier?”

WHAT THE FUCK ALL THIS TIME IT WAS ACTUALLY STEVEN’S RANGER?

HOW DID ONION STEAL IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

“Crap, he found out i’m actually Satan.”

GARNET I KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP YOUR TITLE OF THE ABSOLUTE BADASS BUT THAT WAND COULD’VE SOLVED SO MANY PROBLEMS LIKE WORLD HUNGER.

Even though if they haven’t done it until now they’re probably not going to do it ever.

I mean that explains why he stole the ranger, but why did he go all crazy and demonic with that wand?

Because he is a fucking demon, that’s why.

Awww Steven, that’s a really nice gesture of you. My potato boy is growing.

This kid needs a fucking therapist.

The docks? What does Onion have to do with that place? This was where he was firstly introduced in Bubble Buddies.

I mean, don’t burn me or anything, but i absolutely dislike burgers.

I may not like burgers but ONION YOU FUCKING MONSTER HOW DO YOU HAVE THE HEART TO THROW AWAY THE TOMATOES

Huh? Who is this? Is it Onion’s dad or something?

Oh, guess that’s why Onion doesn’t talk? He and his dad seem to understand each other by just murmuring. Pretty cool.

Ohhh i see now, Onion’s dad works as a fisherman. That’s kind of sad, he probably doesn’t return home often, and Onion misses him and waits for him all the time, that’s why he was on the docks at Bubble Buddies.

Also, is it just me or does Onion look like Sour Cream a little?

“Bro, i ain’t stupid, you gotta gimme ‘em bucks.”

“Onion, i don’t have any cocaine.”