PALM BEACH, FL—Noting that it had already been there for almost two weeks, Mar-a-Lago assistant manager Chris Mahoney reportedly wondered Monday if anyone was coming to collect the nuclear briefcase from the club’s lost-and-found.
“Someone noticed it in the dining room and dropped it off, and it’s just been sitting at the bottom of the bin ever since,” said Mahoney, adding that he had been asking people coming to collect their lost scarves and sunglasses if they might also have misplaced a briefcase attached to a pair of handcuffs. “You’d think whoever it belongs to would have realized that they lost it by now. Well, I’ll give it a few more weeks—if no one claims it after 60 days, it’s up for grabs, and I can see if someone on my staff wants it.” At press time, a man had mistakenly claimed the briefcase as his own before getting home to discover all the unfamiliar buttons inside.
The docks? What does Onion have to do with that place? This was where he was firstly introduced in Bubble Buddies.
I mean, don’t burn me or anything, but i absolutely dislike burgers.
I may not like burgers but ONION YOU FUCKING MONSTER HOW DO YOU HAVE THE HEART TO THROW AWAY THE TOMATOES
Huh? Who is this? Is it Onion’s dad or something?
Oh, guess that’s why Onion doesn’t talk? He and his dad seem to understand each other by just murmuring. Pretty cool.
Ohhh i see now, Onion’s dad works as a fisherman. That’s kind of sad, he probably doesn’t return home often, and Onion misses him and waits for him all the time, that’s why he was on the docks at Bubble Buddies.
Also, is it just me or does Onion look like Sour Cream a little?