“Having a meal with everyone was never really my thing. Pretending to have fun with the others will only wear me out. I don’t want to see others be happy. I should just pilot EVA. I’ve always liked being alone. I never needed close friends. There’s never anyone who sees me for who I really am. As long as I can get top scores in this test, I can deal with eating alone at NERV.”


Gabriel Green - “Ask a Black Dude” (CUPSI 2015)

“Remember that classic Charlie Brown bit where Lucy wanted to get Charlie to kick the football, but Charlie didn’t want to because he knew as soon as he would try, Lucy would pull the ball away only for Charlie to hurt himself? But somehow, Lucy convinced him anyway, only for Charlie to meet his identical fate? Guess which one is Lucy.”

Performing for EMU during semifinals at the 2015 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational. Subscribe to Button on YouTube!