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Ann-Margret and Elvis Presley during the filming of Viva Las Vegas, 1963

Signs In A Horror Movie
  • Aries: The one that tries to piss the killer off
  • Taurus: The clueless one that gets killed off first
  • Gemini: The one that is overly dramatic about the whole situation
  • Cancer: The one that is scared and hiding in a closet
  • Leo: The one that fights with the killer but ends up losing
  • Virgo: The one that runs out the front door and goes to get help
  • Libra: The one that is loud af and gives away their hiding spot
  • Scorpio: Is the killer
  • Sagittarius: The one that runs up the stairs and gets themself cornered
  • Capricorn: The one that tells everyone to stay calm, but in reality they are freaking out the most
  • Aquarius: The one that is used as bait so everyone else can escape
  • Pisces: The one that shows up late and has no idea what is going on and then gets killed

anonymous asked:

watching a movie together?

“You think they’d move the clock away from the wall a few feet.” The brother who thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt has just charged up the stairs and slammed his bedroom door, and one of the aunts has run over to stop the clock from ringing in response. “That’s a fixable problem.”

“You’re missing the point,” says Root, twirling some chow mein around her chopsticks. She’s sitting cross-legged, picnic style on a blanket on the floor. “It’s a comedic device.”

“Fine. So when do we get to the murder?”

“Soon. Kinda. It’s offscreen. Just… enjoy this for what it is.”

It’s Halloween, and Root downloaded Arsenic and Old Lace because this was her ritual when the other kids went trick-or-treating. She’d copied the local rental store’s VHS and watched it over and over, including every year on Halloween night. Not an exciting prospect for an evening in–until she offered to order Chinese, her treat. That sealed the deal. 

“I always thought she was cute,” says Root, watching Cary Grant and his lady love kissing in the graveyard in that old-black-and-white-movie way–mashed mouths, no tongue. Root looks a little sad, watching them–no one should look sad while eating chow mein and watching sub-par movie kisses, but that’s Root for you.

“Did you know how gay you were then?” It comes out facetious, but it’s a real question, more or less. Root picks that up, the way she usually does.

“Not really. The few romantic impulses of my adolescence were… a sort of Schrödinger’s attraction. I wanted to be, at the same time, the woman herself, and the person who could love her.” She laughs. “Compulsory heterosexuality, taken to its logical, absurd extreme.”

The movie cranks its way forward and, true to Root’s promises, picks up the pace. Turns out the old maiden aunts serially poison old guy drifter types, a dozen or so, and have been burying them in the basement. Nice twist. 

“You ain’t seen nothin’ yet,” drawls Root, noticing the pickup in interest.

When the extra food’s pushed aside and getting cold, the next time the action slows down–the evil brother is taking way too long to intimidate his creepy assistant–the best way to pass the time between exciting episodes is clearly a high school style makeout session. Root is more than game to roll over on the blanket, completely ignore the action on her laptop, and turn her attention to being pinned to the floor and kissed mercilessly. 

“This is the best way this movie’s ever gone for me,” she whispers, breathless and thrilled. “Or any movie, actually.”

“Oh, really? No high school flame made the moves on you in the backseat at a drive-in?”

“Don’t be silly,” she says, and submits to more long, lazy kisses.

Eventually things pick up again, and Root watches, contentedly, from her supine position, her wrists pinned behind her head.

“Want me to let you up?”

“Nah. You feel good. And I kind of like watching it upside down.”

Another long, sticky, delicious kiss, then, just for the hell of it. Root clearly doesn’t care anymore about finishing the movie.

“But you’ll love me for my mind, too?” she quips, between kisses. It’s not a declaration, just a quote from that silly graveyard kissing scene in the movie–a memorable one, and easy enough to finish.

“One thing at a time.”

2

Title: Fire (Phāyar - फायर)
Year: 1996
Language: Canada (English)

Plot: The story of a traditional Indian family who run a takeout/video rental store. Each member of the family are living a lie Biji, agrees to marry the beautiful Sita in an arranged marriage, although he is actually in love with Julie, a Chinese-Indian. Two marriages in the family turn out to be emotionally empty, without love or passion where the husbands’ affairs and religious devotion result in ignoring their women’s emotional and sexual needs, it is only a matter of time before Radha and Sita look to one another for comfort and to satisfy their own passions. 

Basic Review:

  • A confronting view from a patriarchal Indian world where women and men alike can become entrapped in relationships they don’t want. The burning theme of desire between the two women is slowly lit and ends in the blaze you would expect.
  • Ironically it is total opposite issues (sexual promiscuity and repression) that are the dividing factors in both marriages that lead the two women to turn to each other.  
  • I found out that “on its opening day in India, some movie theaters were attacked by Hindu fundamentalists, and the movie was eventually banned (in Pakistan) for religious insensitivity.” (IMBD)
  • Although it can be difficult to sit through a 1990′s VHS quality film, the cast and crew developed a very controversial and daring production that deserves recognition in our community.
  • The characters are played sensitively and authentically, making the experience an emotional whirlwind for those daring to engage. 

itllbe-very  asked:

consider: heathers where everything is the same but everyone is in insanely high heels and none of them can walk in them

I had a few thoughts

1) chandler masters walking in the Extremely High Heels first. No one else can walk. She wont share her secrets.

2) kurt and ram playing football in Extremely High Heels.

3) veronica has great calves which is made apparent by these Extremely High Heels.

Barbossa is by far the most well developed character in the PotC movies and if they do not bring him back to life again and further this development with proper interactions between him and his daughter along with his incredibly complex relationship with Jack, I will be sorely disappointed