!mine: merlin

I made my best friend watch Kingsman and her comments about the movie read like shitposts

- about harry: “he is the alpha daddy”

- mocking merlin: “geT in ThAAa PlAnE”

- about Valentine: “discount morgan freeman with a lisp”

- she forgot Percival’s name and started calling him Periwinkle

- “Lancelot isn’t very cute and neither is Periwinkle.”

- about eggsy: “daddy in training”

- *starts screaming when harry gets shot* MCXCUSE ME BITCH YOU CANT JUST KILL DADDY

- “what kinda fuckin name is eggy?”

- about roxlin “they only ship them because of the ‘yes, merlin’ line”

- “he’s like 20 and he’s like 50…*whispers* i love it”
Looking for some blogs to follow

If you post any of the following, please like or reblog and I’ll check out your blog:

- BBC Sherlock (Johnlock is my ship, please no Sherl0//y, ad/0ck, or redeemable!Mary)

- BBC Merlin

- Star Trek (preferably TOS or J.J. Abrams)

- Heathers (Musical and/or Movie)

- Be More Chill

- Dear Evan Hansen

- Supernatural (no w1ncest please)

- Power Rangers (Trimberly, Cranscott shipping is a bonus)

- Pastel Color Posts (mainly blue, pink, and purple)

If you post some of these but not exclusively, please still reblog. I know not everybody is only I'm interested in what I am :). Put what you post in the tags and I’ll check out your blog! Thank you!

anonymous asked:

what kind of drunk is Arthur Pendragon? asking for science

Well if it’s in the name of science…

As you can see in 4x03 The Wicked Day (when it’s Arthur’s birthday, and yes I know his actions after the feast are because of the sedative put in the apple, but the fact that Merlin did not notice a difference from drugged!Arthur and drunk!Arthur tells me that he acts the same).

1. Wants to be naked. He immediately walked into his room and stripped off his belt and trousers. Let’s be real, if Arthur doesn’t have to wear clothes, he won’t. He’s half naked for most of the series, and his shirts usually have a v neck down to his navel. The man likes to be free, all I’m sayin.

2. Talkative and relaxed. He tells Merlin how he feels (a great feat for Arthur “Repression” Pendragon) and he lets his emotions show freely. He praises people and gives his honest opinion (this can go either way.) Being drunk is one of the few times Arthur let’s his personal and emotional guard down.

3. Kind of an idiot. Like in 4x12, Arthur is a bit of a simpleton when drunk: making statements of grandeur about his fighting skills (“took down a bear at age 12”) donkey-laughing with amusement at bad jokes, and does stupid things because his very limited impulse-control is out the window (“Gwaine said I couldn’t climb the north tower and he’s WRONG”), leaving Merlin with even more work to keep Arthur “Death is Nigh” Pendragon alive.

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Via Flickr:
Merlin filming Pierrefonds 2010

Arthur’s body is smooth, carved, like a chiselled statue, but without a statue’s cold perfection. With its small shortcomings, the little scars, the occasional blemishes, it’s been written on by events, by life, by sunshine and heat. There’s more to it that that too. Arthur’s a discovery in terms of everything. He tastes like salt in places and a little sweet in others. He smells like motor oil from the EC, like sandalwood from his shower oil, and the tart green apples he’s been eating recently.

Over the past week Merlin has come to love this combination, come to know it in a way that goes past the perception of the senses and becomes instinct, second skin. Tenderness blooms in him as his awareness of it increases. It balls up in Merlin’s chest like a big light that radiates warmth. It expands till it envelops him from head to toe. His heart scampers up his chest and a breath-steeling feeling creeps up his chest. It makes him want to be with Arthur in all ways he knows. With his body and with his head and everything that comes in between.

I get that everyone is excited that Colin and Bradley are still friends …

But like, I feel  like it’s a bit creepy. They are real people too and obviously they do not make their relationship very public and we should respect that.

Shipping real people is invasive and you never know what those people think. It could make them incredibly uncomfortable. Ship fictional characters all you want, but, as much as you may think, you do not know Colin and Bradley. You are led through the lives of their characters and so you know them, but not the actors. You only know what they show you on screen and in interviews. They deserve some privacy and idk the origin of that photo (if it was at a public event I guess that’s fine??) but it seemed sneakily taken, which is stalkerish, whether the target is a celebrity or not.

Just please, be excited, but don’t make them uncomfortable. Loving that your favorite actors are still in touch is one thing. Shipping them and suggesting/writing/drawing explicit or invasive things involving them is another.

anonymous asked:

Quick question, do you have any Vampire!Arthur or smth alike that you haven't posted on this blog yet? or something that's just some really fucked up universe but also not too long ahhh, I'm desperate for more fantasy AUs u¬u

Here’s some Vampire!Arthur fics, hope one of them is what you wanted.

Dead Men Tell No Tales by a8csock (ladysockalot)

Word Count: 20,285 / Rating: Mature

Summary: As a necromancer Merlin had a duty to the dead, as much as he avoided it. However, Merlin wasn’t sure if he was lucky or not to have met a vampire in a cemetery, especially when he was investigating murders perpetrated by a vampire.

Hespera’s Cradle by Angelike

Word Count: 2,563 / Rating: Teens and Up

Summary: Merlin’s immortality proves to be both a blessing and a curse as he watches the cycle of reincarnation pass him by. Being repeatedly reunited with Arthur only to lose him again takes its toll. But this—this is not a solution he ever would have wished for.

A Cell, Newgate by AHaresBreath

Word Count: 1,383 / Rating: Mature

Summary: In which Lord Arthur pays a visit to a condemned man.

Dead of Knight by jsea

Word Count: 43,212 / Rating: Explicit

Summary: Merlin Emrys, supernatural expert and consultant for the local police, knows that going to the opening night of a vampire bar isn’t a good idea, not with anti-vampire sentiments running rampant. So when he draws the eye of the bar’s charismatic owner, and the new Master of the City, Arthur Pendragon, he’s not exactly pleased.

When a series of murders, seemingly the work of vampires, forces them to work together anyway, Merlin unwittingly finds himself falling in love. Suddenly, the lines between work and love are not as cut and dry as they seem.

Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics PT. 4

*thinking to myself* Oh god, how do I respond? How does one respond when your mother asks what you’re reading. I’m reading smut, mom.
*Out loud* Oh, just an online story.

“She seems too nice. This won’t end well…”
“FUCK, I WAS RIGHT.”

“I can’t even focus on the words, it’s 2 am, the screen is swimming. I need to go to bed.”

“Oh! I know the perfect song to go with this chapter!”

“Did you make a fucking Frozen reference? Followed by a Mean Girls reference? No.”

“That’s inaccurate.”

“What is punctuation? This person doesn’t know.”

“This is just words. Where are the paragraphs?”

“This isn’t proper grammar or spelling. Stop it. Get some help.”

“Wow, what a sick burn!” *Ironically dabs*

“In the words of Daniel James Howell: back thE FUCK UP.”

“Don’t these characters know that death is bad for someone’s health?”

“Oh my god! Clean and sharpen your knife! If you keep using it without proper care, it won’t kill people as easily!” *Whispers* “I’m sane, I promise.”

“I swear if he does what I think he will, I’m throwing my phone.”

“I’M THROWING MY PHONE.”
“I’m talking to myself, shit.”