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Nicknaming the Squad #1
  • Sirius:*randomly slams hand down on Remus's arithmancy book* It's not fair!
  • James:*sighs* What isn't fair? That we actually have to study to pass but you can prance on into exams and not even lift your bloody quill and somehow you get top marks?
  • Sirius:It's a Black thing. *waves hand around dramatically* And that's completely irrelevant. Its not fair that Moony gets a cool nickname—
  • Remus:—It is NOT cool—
  • Sirius:—and we don't. I demand equality! And a nickname!
  • James:How 'bout Right Git? Has a nice ring to it?
  • Peter:*quiet* Actually, I think it's a good idea. We could make puns about our animagi in front of McGonagall and she wouldn't have a clue!
  • Sirius:
  • James:
  • Remus:No.
  • James:Bloody brilliant, mate! You could be Cheese!
  • Sirius:Whiskers!
  • Remus:*sarcastically* Wormtail.
  • James and Sirius:Yesssssss!
  • Peter:Merlin what have I done.
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Summary: A story that starts with dick pics but is really about friendship, falling in love, and summer hols fun.

Sirius Black: @pocketpadfoot
Remus Lupin: @pocketmoony
Filming and editing: @thechrizzler

written by Emaly & merlywhirls

Wolfstar and Cards Against Humanity
  • Its a friday night in the Gryffindor common room and everyone is in small groups of people playing exploding snap and generally relaxing at the end of the week
  • a muggle born student brings out Cards Against Humanity and all students with muggle family gets excited because now the party is really starting
  •  sirius wandering over and asking what all the fuss is about 
  • remus explaining everything and seeing the boys eyes grow wide in front of him
  • and Sirius is all like, this is my perfect game??? Moony why haven’t you fucking told me about this before ??? 
  • suddenly remus is being dragged to the ground by a harsh hand because remus this is brilliant, we are going to slaughter them
  • them becoming unstoppable and getting gasps all round cause did they really just say that???
  • Moonys muggle knowledge, his quick wits and oh my god his fucking sass
  • Sirius’ internal stream of never ending insults tearing up the whole game and offending at least 12 people
  • people groaning after they win round after round and soon they have won at least a third of the box
  • Sirius crowning himself King of that muggle card game
  • Moony wrapping him up his own copy of the game for christmas
  • and sirius demanding that they stop everything at once and play 
  • Sirius and Lupin the unstoppable Cards Against Humanity team
Au where Remus' birthday is in summer and the Marauders just burst in front of the Lupin's house and Remus' parents doesn't understand
  • *00:01*
  • James :*in megaphone* MESSR. PRONGS WOULD LIKE TO WISH MESSR. MOONY A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT IF THE CONCERNED WOULD LIKE TO GET HIS LAZY ASS OUT OF BED IT WOULD BE DELIGHTFUL SINCE HIS CHOCOLATE CAKE IS EXTREMLY HEAVY!
  • Peter :*taking megaphone from James* MESSR. WORMATAIL IS HONORED TO CONGRATULATE MESSR. MOONY FOR HIS NEWLY AQUAINTED AGE BUT HAS TO AGREE WITH MESSR. PRONGS THAT IT WOULD GREATLY PLEASE HIM IF MESSR. MOONY WOULD GET OUT OF YOUR SLUMBER BEACAUSE NEXT TO HIM IS A VERY EXITED MESSR. PADFOOT WHO APPARENTLY WOULD LIKE TO KISS THE DAYLIGHT OUT OF MESSR. MOONY!
  • Sirius :*snatching mefaphone from Peter* MESSR. PADFOOT HAS TO AGREE WITH MESSR. WORMTAIL, HE WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO KISS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESSR. MOONY SO IF THE CONCERNED ONE COULD GET HIS ASS DOWN STAIRS IT WOULD BE RAVISHING!
  • Mr. Lupin :*waked up* *listening and looking at the boys in front of the house* What has Remus for relation circles??
  • Mrs. Lupin :*waked up* *listening and looking at tge boys in front of the house* Yes, our sweet, angelic, fragile and studious Remus, friends with exentrics like them??
  • Remus :*shouting from bedroom window* MESSR. MOONY WOULD LIKE TO INFORM HIS DEAR MARAUDERS CAMARADES THAT HE IS PUTTING PANTS ON BEACAUSE HE'S NOT PRECISELY CONSIDERING TO GO WITHOUT THEM OUT OF HIS HOUSE BUT THAT HE IS RUSHING TO MEET MESSR. PADFOOT LIPS AND TAKE THE BURDEN THAT IS THE WEIGHT OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM MESSR. PRONGS!
  • Mr. Lupin\Mrs. Lupin :*blinks slowly* What have they done to Remus?