!lilly onakuramara

The Bella's Whatsapp Group blows up...
  • Fat Amy: Bloe are getting engaged!
  • Ashley: Oh my god!
  • Jessica: Oh my god!
  • Flo: Wahooooooo!
  • CR: Yeaaassss!
  • Emily: Eeeeek! How did it happen? Who proposed to who? Xxx
  • Staci: Ahhhhh!
  • Staci: CR I owe you twenty bucks! You said they'd do it this year.
  • Aubrey: What?! Why am I only just hearing about this?
  • Staci: Hearing about what? The engagement the money or the bet? X
  • Aubrey: I HAD meant the engagement.. x
  • Lily: congratulations
  • Ashley: So how did it happen?
  • Jessica: How did it happen?
  • Ashley: Haha literally just sent that!
  • Jessica: Oops sorry Ash, copying your question!
  • Jessica: Oh and you just pointed it out too. Haha!
  • Jessica: Mind-reader ;)
  • Ashley: Clearly I'm a mind-reader ;)
  • Ashley: Haha! As if you just said that too!
  • Beca: Guys relax, Chloe and I aren't engaged.
  • Beca: Just Fat Amy taking everything out of context as usual.
  • Aubrey: No surprises there.
  • CR: How can getting engaged be taken out of context?
  • Fat Amy: Beca you just said yourself that you'll be the one proposing to Chloe!
  • Flo: Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • Emily: Oh Em Aca-Geeeeeeeeee!
  • Emily: Xxx
  • Beca: STOP IT!
  • Fat Amy: It's true! Chloe tell her!
  • Staci: I'm gonna go buy a hat
  • Aubrey: Why? X
  • Staci: For the wedding! X
  • Aubrey: Beca just said they weren't engaged x
  • Beca: THANK YOU Posen!
  • Staci: Yeah but Beca's GOING to propose, so there'll be a wedding at some point? X
  • Aubrey: Hmm I guess? X
  • Beca: POSEN!
  • Aubrey: Lol
  • Flo: How are you going to propose Beca?
  • Fat Amy: Mud wrestling?
  • Beca: NO!
  • Lily: Fight club. I know a place
  • Jessica: Romantic beach walk at sunset?
  • Emily: You could produce her a song? I'll write the lyrics! Xxx
  • Ashley: A sunset beach walk maybe? So romantic!
  • Jessica: Haha! Again with the mind-reading Ash ;) x
  • Ashley: We're too awesome xx
  • CR: Oh my god FLASH MOB!
  • Beca: STOP
  • Fat Amy: YES!
  • Beca: NO!
  • Staci: After sex?
  • CR: What.. a flash mob?
  • Staci: NO! Beca should propose to Chloe after sex.
  • Aubrey: Ew x
  • Staci: Oh relaaax Posen it's just a word ;) x
  • Aubrey: Yes but it implies too much x
  • Beca: Guys I wasn't looking for suggestions!
  • Staci: So you ARE going to propose!
  • Flo: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
  • Emily: I'm getting so giddy right now I can barely text xxxxxxxxxx
  • Staci: Chloe's going to be unbearably excited you know.
  • CR: She seems like the type to have her ideal engagement and wedding all planned out you know?
  • Ashley: Agreed
  • Jessica: Agreed
  • Jessica: Haha!
  • Ashley: Haha!
  • Jessica: Stop copying me ;)
  • Ashley: You love it ;)
  • Emily: Aubrey would know xxx
  • CR: True! Aubrey has Chloe got it all planned out?
  • Beca: Guuuuuys!
  • Staci: Chloe talked about it all through college until I graduated. She might have changed her mind since dating Beca though.
  • CR: ?
  • Staci: (*I'm sure that's what Aubrey told me once)
  • Beca: Can we please stop?
  • Fat Amy: Yeah, Beca's getting nervous.
  • Jessica: Awwwww
  • Ashley: Awwwww
  • Lily: I've got something that can help with that
  • CR: Chill Becs, we all know she'll say yes.
  • Emily: She will! She loves you so much Beca! Xxx
  • Flo: Adores you!
  • Staci: Can I be Best-Woman?
  • CR: Gurl I think if any of us Bella's should be Best-Woman it should be me!
  • Lily: I'll sort the security
  • Fat Amy: Erm if ANYONE is Beca's Best-Woman it's me!
  • Fat Amy: College roommate
  • Fat Amy: Best friend
  • Fat Amy: Best looking
  • Flo: Oh can I be bridesmaid?
  • Emily: And me! Xxxxx
  • Fat Amy: Legacy, you'll be flower girl..
  • Fat Amy: Aubrey will be Chloe's chief bridesmaid of course..
  • Aubrey: Of course
  • CR: Did we ever get to the bottom of how you're going to propose Beca?
  • Beca: No
  • CR: …Flash mob?
  • Beca: NO!
  • CR: Come on it's a great suggestion! She'll never expect it!
  • Staci: If Beca does it right Chloe'll never expect any of these suggestions!
  • Chloe: Guys I'm actually IN this group chat you know xx
  • Staci: Oh yeah!
  • Staci: Shit.
  • Staci: Sorry Beca!
  • Chloe: As long as it's memorable I don't care how Beca proposes ;) xx
  • Flo: Oooooh so much opportunity!
  • Staci: Beca, we're making a separate group chat sans Chloe. Hang on!
  • Chloe: Nooooooooo!xx
  • Beca: Guys you know Chloe gets bad FOMO. Don't make a separate chat! I'll never hear the end of it.
  • ...
  • *Staci added you to the group "ProCHLOsal"*
  • Beca: Guys please stop. Yes I'll be proposing to Chloe AT SOME POINT but it won't be soon. Please don't get her hopes up. And please stop making suggestions!! I know Chloe, and I think I know how she'd want me to propose. So let me do it with less pressure please.
  • *Beca left the group*
  • Fat Amy: Wait for it, wait for it. 9.01. Aubrey Posen is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?
  • Emily: Her alarm didn't go off.
  • Fat Amy: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Lilly: Ooh! She was taken in her sleep.
  • Fat Amy: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Lilly, but way more plausible than Legacy's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Beca: I bet she tucked herself in her bed too tight and got stuck.
Pitch Perfect Avengers AU
  • (Beca, Chloe, and the rest of the team arrive at the top floor of Conrad Tower. The elevator doors open to reveal Stacie, slender form encased in the Iron Man suit from the neck down, and Aubrey, only her head free of the red, white and blue costume she spends two thirds of her life in, wrapped around one another)
  • Beca "Hawkeye" Mitchell: Wuh-huh-ooaa. Dude.
  • (Aubrey presses a gloved hand against Stacie's red metal shoulder and shoves the taller woman away. Her super-strength is probably the only reason Stacie budges.)
  • Patricia "Thor" Amy: Well, well, well. I didn't think you'd have even *considered* lady-lovin', Cap'. Did they have those back in your day?
  • "Captain" Aubrey Posen: This isn't what it looks like!
  • (Beca rolls her eyes, moving towards the fridge, one bare arm reaching for the door and brushing against the leather of her vest)
  • Chloe "Black Widow" Beale: Aubrey, it's fine. (She smiles at her friend) We're just glad you two worked out your...
  • Beca: Raging gamma ray boners.
  • Amy: Uh, excuse me, but the Thunder from Down Under deems this too soon for our Asian friend. (Beca apologises by bringing Lilly a beer from Stacie's fridge.)
  • Lilly "Hulk" Onakuramara: (In a faint whisper) Sometimes I destroy chunks of Metropolis and blame Superman.
  • Amy: No, but seriously, can I just say-
  • (Chloe throws Amy and Beca a stern look. Beca hides her grin around the beer bottle and adjusts her bow so that she can hop up to sit on Stacie's huge island counter)
  • Chloe: That we're all really happy for you guys. I mean... You *are* together, right?
  • (Stacie smirks, nuzzling the side of Aubrey's head as she pulls Captain America herself flush against the front of her lithe form)
  • Stacie "Iron Man" Conrad: Finally penetrated her shield.
  • Amy: Mmm, not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate....
  • Aubrey: Oh my god.

“I was laughing for 10 minutes straight”

Apart from that, there’s absolutely nothing straight about me. Especially when it comes to pitch perfect and the cast.

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Tag yourself, I’m Becaw and Dennis
(This took me an hour to make so tag yourself you fucks)

  • Lilly: We need a plan…how long can you hold your breath underwater?
  • Beca: I don’t know.
  • Lilly: You familiar with the term ‘slam and cram’?
  • Beca: No, and I don’t think I want to be.
  • Lilly: How attached are you to your pinky?
  • Beca: Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear: any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn’t going to work for me.