!legif

this might just be an asexual thing but I don’t get the concept of eating ass. like, ok I get what goes down but how is that pleasurable?? who TF wants ass in their mouth??? more importantly, who wants someone’s mouth on their ass???? and possibly the most important of all, what happens if you fart????? you can’t just play that shit off its noticeable they’re down there the fart is going to be in them WHAT IF THEY INHALE THE FART IS THAT SOME WEIRD INTIMACY THING LIKE WE CAN GET MARRIED ONLY IF YOU EAT MY ASS AFTER WE HAVE TACO BELL LIKE ?!????? I DONT GET THIS