!karkat vantas

TRY OUTS TIME!

TG: oh shit you actually got the guts to try out. nice.

CG: FUCK YOU, ITS NOT GUTS IF IM ACTUALLY GOOD AT THE GAME.

TG: right. so good you fell on your ass while missing the ball. 

CG: THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GYM CLASS AND SOCCER. 

TG: how so?

CG: I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ONE.

TG: whatever shouty. just don’t trip this time.

CG: WHY DO YOU CARE?

TG:  figured the first time was embarrassing enough.

CG: INTENSE ENOUGH THERES NOT ONLY A CONCUSSION AND A PARALYSIS BUT WE HAVENT EVEN PLAYED A FUCKING GAME YET! HOW DO WE EVEN MANAGE THAT???

And in that moment, the entire homeswap fandom trembled in fear of what was to come