Nations in Theater

America, such a good actor it’ll make you reconsider how manipulative he is in real life.

France, that over dramatic actor who takes his roles to heart and off stage.

China, the actor that’s been there forever. Has been in everything

England, the Stage Manager. 

Germany, the Director.  

Poland, in charge of costuming. 

Japan, in charge of lights and sound.

Canada, head of stage crew. 

Spain, Romano, Prussia are said stage crew. 

Russia, built the set. 

Italy, all the extras. 

  • Armin: so, how did you get in a car accident?
  • Mikasa: there was a deer in the road, Eren didn't notice, so I said 'EREN! DEER!'
  • Eren: ...
  • Mikasa: Want to tell Armin what your response was?
  • Eren: *sighs* 'yes honey?'
  • Armin: *laughs*
My brother’s really lame, but America’s pretty cool. I guess I kinda see why he would marry him. Also, if anyone has seen my grey hoodie, I lost it. Thanks.
—  APH Wy making a speech at APH Australia and APH America’s wedding, probably.