Okay, so this fic is technically a sequel to this fic request, but honestly this was just an excuse to write some Royai smut. You don’t have to read the first one to understand this one, to be honest. The title is pretty self-explanatory. Um, so yeah, nsfw and all that good stuff, but remember that I struggle to write the word dick because even though I say it a lot, I don’t like to write it.
The Honeymoon part 2
As Riza and Roy settled into the honeymoon cabin, after insisting on carrying their own things, Havoc debriefed the five soldiers set to guard the place. He and Breda had personally vetted all of them, but Havoc wanted to talk to them again one last time before he left. It had been decided that anyone on the old Mustang team would not be a part of this, as Roy had wanted to separate them from their old lives as much as possible. Strangely enough, it made sense. He had just wanted them to be a regular couple, even if it was only for a few days.
Havoc left after a handshake from Roy and a hug from Riza, waving goodbye to them and shouting from the car, “Don’t be too loud or you’ll embarrass the guys!” before he drove off. Riza had to close her eyes to keep from blushing and the one soldier in sight, a man in his twenties, coughed and turned away.
Once Havoc was gone, Roy immediately ducked inside to check out the place. The last time they’d been this far up North, they had gone to a joint training exercise at Briggs. It had not been a fun time. Luckily, they weren’t that far and winter hadn’t taken over this place yet. While he excitedly searched the place, calling out about a hot tub in the back, Riza took off her jacket and began to unpack some of their things to set aside. He’d leave everything in his luggage and rifle through it if she let him.
However, when strong arms wrapped around her, Riza paused in her task and sighed contently, leaning back against him. She recognized the smell of his collogne and his hot breath on her neck as he nuzzled his face in the crook of her shoulder, smiling when he began to place featherlight kisses there. “What happened to wanting to explore the cabin?”
“The only thing I want to explore right now is you,” Roy responded.
attack on titan:
the basement is christian grey’s bdsm room
hide was just pretending to be dead and he and kaneki have an epic breakdance battle with arima and win the end
fullmetal alchemist brotherhood:
the philospher’s stone was in ed’s pocket the whole time and then he defeats professor quirrel with the power of love
haru gets his voice back and then makoto drives a boat into the heart of the sea witch. haru's merman father turns him into a human forever so he can go be happy with his true love makoto.
ouran higschool host club:
haruhi defeats the huns. everyone bows down to her. tamaki shows up at her house later and tells her "she fights good" which is code for i love you. china is saved.
rin, overshadowed by satan, is plunged into the pit of hell to forever struggle with the archangel michael. the apocolypse is stopped. yukio tries to carry out a normal apple pie life.
hiyori finally starts to remember thanks to yato and they find yukine but then hiyori and yukine get trapped in a fishing net so they all save the day by telling the other fish to break out of the net by swimming down and then they all go live happily ever after.
hinata and kageyama play in the big final volleyball game then race off to perform a winning rendition of “breaking free”, effectively winning the game, the leads in the musical, and everyone’s hearts.
shion shoots president coin and ends the hunger games forever and he and nezumi live together traumatically ever after
sword art online:
kirito sacrifices himself to end the war with the machines. humans can finally leave the matrix. the war between humans and machines is over... for now.
“I like the new color of your suit, Kimblee.” remains to be the most savage destruction of any man I have ever seen to this day. Dude was literally bleeding out all over his white overcoat and some 8 year old roasted him. Imagine dying in the middle of nowhere with the president’s 3rd grader memeing on you.