OKAY BUT DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT VIDEO GAME?? THAT HAD DAVE STRIDER IN AND BRO BEAT HIM UP THEN KARKAT SAW AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP AND THEN IT ENDED??? YOU HAD TO DOWNLOAD IT??? I CANT FIND IT PLEASE SEND HELP
consider: dave, but wearing jade's clothes and a wig
I didn’t have access to the ask when drawing this so I forgot the wig but uhh sorry about that? Btw it’s buy one get one free here u get an extra Jade with your Dave ; ) (they swapped clothes!! but not glasses bc a Strider needs their glasses to keep their Strider type coolness)
Ya nerd here with another AU that won’t be written (probably)
Howls Moving Castle.
Dirk is Howl- immensely gifted magician but highly flawed; also takes 10 years in the shower and uses up all the hot water. Prince of heart vs Howl who has a reputation for eating girl’s hearts/literally heartless. We’re going for Book Howl here, who is 40x as Extra as you see in the movies.
Hal as Calcifer. Halcifer. Bound to Dirk by some sweet majjicks and actually kjnd of hates it; their relationship would be considerably more antagonistic
Saw and Square would both have to be apprentices probably
Condesce can be the witch of the waste with Dirk’s Bro as the former Wizard (who got mixed up with a bunch of other dudes and cursed to turn into a dog?) And Rose as….Madam Solomon, mayb3
You can see my flagrant disregard for the separation between movie and book
We’re also gonna go for Book Sophie who is practical but also woefully Extra. This can either be Dave or Jake I guess depending on how you wanna play it but old age?? Not keeping this dude down (probably would be Jake given that Grandpa Harley did some shit)
That’d add an entirely different dimension honestly given that Calcifer had to convince Sophie to believe him and break the spell first
If it was Dave he’d probably be more inclin3d to like actually like him as the story progresses tho hmmm
Either way Jane’s a Princess and Roxy is an elusive BFF who assists Howl on slightly less savory things
FUCK but in The House of Many Ways there’s the high witch of montalbino and she’s horribly efficient she could also be Rose…..
For a while my Dave Strider cosplay included $400 Gucci shades I found on the ground at Disneyland and a $60 pair of black Vans I found on the street and honestly I feel it’s the most canon cosplay I ever did