!caps meme

a junior who was taking the psat today ditched the idea of pulling the fire alrm to get out of testing and instead hacked into the school’s alarm system to set it off exactly when the English section was scheduled to start

THIS KID WAS SLICK ENOUGH TO HACK INTO AN ALARM SYSTEM BECAUSE HE WASN’T PREPARED FOR THE PSAT

and there you have it

that’s the summary of the American education system

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  • Me on a date: So what do you think about Yugioh?
  • Date: It's an overrated kid's show about card games-
  • Me: *internal monologue* YOU FOOL! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, "SHOVE BREADSTICKS INTO MY PURSE"!! NOW ALL YOUR OLIVE GARDEN-TYPE MONSTERS WILL BE SENT TO THE GRAVEYARD AND THE DINNER BILL WILL BE DOCKED 1000 LIFE POINTS. I PLACE "I HAVE TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY" IN FACE DOWN POSITION. YOUR MOVE, KAIBA.

anonymous asked:

Do you change the Winter part of Winter Solider depending on the season or are just off duty during the other three seasons?

sam proposed that i be the summer tinker, fall tailor, winter soldier, and spring spy. i punched him. i have no idea what he was talking about, but i feel like he deserved it. 

he usually does.