!bumper allen

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They’re back aca-pitches 

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I walked into the auditorium, and tensed when I saw Bumper’s familiar eyes in the crowd, I didn’t know he would be here

“What’s your name?” Aubrey asks clearly not realizing that we’ve been in the same Russian lit class for three years 

“Y/N” I mumble, my eyes still locked on my boyfriend, who at this point had met mine

“Alright Y/N, well show us what you got” Chloe says now, giving me the floor

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“What was that, Y/N?” Bumper asks walking right up to me 

“Did I sound that bad?” I ask in turn, a worried look on my face 

“No, you sounded incredible but the Bellas?” he asks his voice getting nasally 

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Aca-Wedding: Chapter 4

Summary: Two years since graduation, the Trebles and Bellas are reunited again in Tasmania for the aca-wedding they never thought would happen and let’s just say a lot has changed, and yet maybe everything is still the same.

[1] [2] [3] FF.NET Link coming soon.

Keep reading

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“Hey Y/N, you came all the way out just to see me? that’s so expected” Bumper laughs, his usual confidence evident 

“Nope, not even a little bit” I respond, taking a sip of my solo cup, its contents burning my throat 

“You know you love me” he says smiling at me, looking over at Donald 

“I really don’t” I say walking away from the duo now 

“She so loves me” Bumper comments to the boy on his right 

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Pitch Perfect University

Come one, come all and get your Barden education!


Select spots given to those with an affinity for Lady Jams, Olden Dance and Remixes.


Freshman Orientation will begin shortly with a screening of both movies, a dance class (PP choreo), and a vocal class.



Campus Courses include, but are not limited to:


- ‘Embracing Your Inner Bella’
- ‘Writing fanfic 101: how to complete a fic’
- ‘Triple Treble and the Art of A polyamorous life’
- ‘Writing fanfic 102: Proper Spelling of Character Names’
- ‘Writing fanfic 103: Just Because It’s Not Canon Does Not Mean It Can’t Be Written’
- ‘How To Avoid Muffgate in the Performance of Life’
- ‘Understanding You Inner Beca While Embracing Your Outer Chloe’
- ‘Ear Monstrosities: Why Spikes Are A Bad Life Choice For The Everyday Woman’
- ‘Let It Out: How Not To Choke It Back’
-’“Snow” Angels, Upside Down Sleeping and Whisper Talking. Lessons by Lilly’
- ‘Other Kinds of Music To Be Made With One’s Mouth’
- ‘Gynecologists: When To Listen and When To Ignore’
- ‘Mermaid Dancing (floor mats required)’
- ‘Girls Who ‘Hang Out’: A Sapphic Travel Through Time’
- ‘Putting The ‘Butch’ In Bass: When You Secretly Love Your Best Friend’
- ‘Triple Treble: The Real A,B,C’s’
- ‘The Language of a Bella, from Aca-scuse Me, Dude Seriously, to Totes’
- Triple Treble, the A,B,C’s and other cunnilingus Tricks’
- ‘Shower Acoustics and Other Water Activities’
- ‘Crocodile Wrestling Certification’
- ‘Bringing The Pain: Tips for Telling Your Boyfriend that You’re Secretly in Love With Your Best Friend’
- ‘K Cup Wizard: Tricks of the Trade from a Coffee Go-Getter Extraordinaire’
- ‘Grooming Today: How to Tame Your Hairy Situation’
- ‘Residual Heat: Your Lady Doctor Was Correct’
- ‘Physical Education: Vertical Running and other Horizontal Lessons’
- ‘Gingers and the Hearts They Break’
- ‘Blondes with Bluetooth’s:  The New Commodity’
- ‘Short Stack, Shawshank and other Prison Names’
- ‘Mariah Carey and Lady Chart toppers’
- ‘Measuring The Behind of a Prince’
- ‘Lady Jams A-Z’
- ‘A Capella: The Proud Nation’
- ‘Acapella, A Capella, Ac-apella: Knowing The Difference’
- ’Braids and Gold Spandex: Privilege Not A Right’
- ‘Butt Confidence: Chi or Stank’
- ‘Truth or Myth: Everyone Loves A Good Bloe’
- ‘How To Live on the $20 Stolen From Your Best Friend’s Purse’
- ‘Flightlight Etiquette’
- ‘Fairies, Sprites and Trolls, oh my!’
- ‘The Junk Legacy: Perfecting The Syncopated Booty Shake’
- ‘Capers: One Mans Salty Peas, another’s Delicacy’
- ‘G# and What Comes Next: The Dangers of Nodes’
- ‘Confused Sexuality and Collegiate Affairs’
- ‘How To Hit The Sweet Spot’
- ‘No Diggity: Awakening your Homosexuality Through Rap’
- ‘How much Does It Cost To Mail A Small Moose’
- ‘ ‘Cornelius!’ The Hazards of Saluting The Flag’
- ‘History of the Laser Dragon Ninja League’
- ‘20/20: An Insider Scoop on John and Gale’
- ‘Portable Podcasts and You’
- ‘A Capella: Misogyny and other Outdated Practices’
- ‘Muffgate: Awakening The Desire of Middle Aged Men’s Fantasies’
- ‘Snap Your Fingers If You’re Feeling Frisky’
- ‘Lady Bits, LAdy Jams and Other Things To Say About Your Junk’
- ‘Sorority 101: Where To Leave Your Backpack’
- ‘Can This Shirt Go Into The Pool? A Lesson In Laundering’
- ‘Conversational Showering 2.0: Sarcasm, Suds and Sexual Overtures’
- ‘Breaking Free of the Shrink wrap and Getting the Hell out of Kuwait’
- ‘What The Hell Are We Watching: A Lesson In Fresh Maid Pornography’
- ‘Mayer & Tina = Tayer’
- ‘Oral Magic: The Guide to Barzillians’
- ‘Feelings Something: What Should and Should Not Go Up Your Bum’
- ‘Kissing Vs Crystal Meth: Which Path IS Right For You’
- ‘How To Make Your Sweat Smell Like Cinnamon’
- ‘Captain America’s Home Cookin’ Channel (live filming daily)
- ‘Feeling Joy: A Pyromaniacs Cautionary Tale’
- ‘9 Miles: A Treble Journey’
- ‘Remixing This Business: The Art of Vocal Layering’
- ‘Burrito Launch for Dummies’
- ‘The Modern Day Hipster: From Saracha to Bassoon Cases’
- ‘Bumper Allen and Why He was Not YouTube’s Next Justin Beiber’
- ‘The Wars’
- ‘Blue Toenails, Messy Buns and other Shower Chic Looks for Serenading Your Lady Love’
- ‘’ “Not Doing Anything Crazy” and Other College Lies To Tell Your Parents’
- ‘Ginger Self Flagellation Through The Ages’
- ‘Dixie Chicks: Why So Serious? An Evolution of Lady Chart Toppers’
- ‘I Blew It Before It Was Actually Happening’
- ‘Drunk, Blurry and When To Worry’
- ‘Gingers: Turning Your Dreams Into A Reality’
- ‘The Minstrel Cycles Give Girls of Today a Lesson In Teen Hygiene’
- ‘Look Who’s In Treble: An A capella Guide to Teen Pregnancy’
- ‘Jiggle Juice, Toners and Experimentation’
- ‘Les-Be-Honest About Gambling Addiction’
- ‘Thumb Rings and Other Gay Red (rainbow) Flags’
- ‘Economics 101: How It’s Ebbin’ and Flowin’’

So step right up all of you crazy youngsters, your education is just around the corner

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Last night my friend and I,

@sqbookqueen

​ and I began a simple joke. We decided that friends of ours, who were not Awesome Nerds, needed to be ‘educated’ in the totes awesomeness of the Pitch Perfect femslash fandoms.



At first we decided that we should begin a camp and soon it became a university. 


One thing led to another and this happened.


I’m not sure if we’re both proud that we came up with all of these in an hour last night off the top of our heads but either way, this is a school that needs to happen!


What are your class suggestions? 

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Honestly, Bumper is pretty much my least favorite character is this series but can we talk about this scene a little bit?

When this scene first showed up in the trailers the main response I remember seeing was disappointment that it was promoting the old “sometimes No means Yes” trope (fair enough) but what I haven’t seen anyone talk about is the fact that Bumper asks for clarification.

Having now seen “Pitch Perfect 2″, I thought the movie made it pretty clear that this wasn’t their first hookup. I feel like they’ve probably had this exact same conversation before. So the fact that he doesn’t just assume that prior consent is current consent, that the wink is intended to trump the “No”, is a big deal here. Even if it is played off for ‘wow, this guy is not as smooth as he thinks he is” laughs; you laugh but you remember the behavior and you remember that it is rewarded.

(gifs not mine: X)