You guys.  YOU GUYS!!!!!  Look what the incredibly talented and amazing @soothsayerstale (crazynoona) made for Rule Number One!!!!!!  I just…ngl, I got a little teary when she showed it to me.  How beautiful is it?  She was all SURPRISE!  I MADE YOU A THING!!!!  And then I flailed for like 300 years in front of her on messenger.  (I apologize for my flailing, Noona, but OMG this is the best thing I ever saw EVER, and I love it so much.  THANK YOU!!!!)  She even added a baby bump.  A BABY BUMP!  I think Noona broke me with the pretty.  Look at it.  Just look at it.  Look at how perfect this manip is.  And OMG LOOK AT THE NAMES FOR THE PRODUCERS!!!! 

And now, if you will excuse me, I have to go twirl around the house with my laptop while making meeping sounds for the foreseeable future.