170920 TVXQ mentioning Siwon during their V LIVE

Changmin: I was very busy practicing and working on something this morning but Super Junior’s Siwon kept on calling me. 

Yunho: That’s right, I’m getting many calls from him too. He called me as well.

Changmin: I think he’s lonely these days.

Yunho: He’s shooting a drama (Byunhyuk’s Love) these days. And he’s getting ready for Super Junior (comeback).

Changmin: Yes, we are busy, but he’s calling too much.

Yunho: Be nice to him, he’s a sensitive guy.

Changmin: I love him so much. My mother even said this to me last time: “Changmin-ah, I’m very grateful that you’re an acquaintance with Siwon in this lifetime, thank you so much son.” That’s what she said.

Yunho: Oh wait, this sounds familiar. Didn’t you say this last time?

Changmin: Last time it was: “Changmin-ah, I’m very grateful that you’re an acquaintance with Yunho in this lifetime, thank you so much son”

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anonymous asked:

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

the Editor is not acquainted with the Gentleman in question, and thus can by no means Surmise the Answer to Such Enquiry. one is forced to wonder why such Matters would be directed to this Publication, a Blog for Georgian Gentlemen &tc.


warning:      triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence.                             change pronouns to your liking/as you see fit!

❛ We are three distrustful acquaintances who happen to share a bloodline. ❜
❛ You don’t suppose they’ve found a way to kill him once and for all, do you? ❜
❛ I’ll either stop them, or I’ll help them. Depending on my mood. ❜
❛ I cannot be killed. I am immortal. . ❜
❛ I will always protect you. You have my word on that. ❜
❛ What do you care about the witches?  ❜
❛ You would dare threaten an original? ❜
❛ I was expecting to see some sort of supernatural miracle baby bump. ❜
❛ You hardly know him… and yet you miss him.  ❜
❛ What is it about my brother that always inspires such instant admiration? ❜
❛ I cannot believe you disposed of those vampires without me. ❜
❛ Was I supposed to leave them in them in the front yard to rot? ❜
❛ It’s called compulsion. It’s a neat bit of vampire trickery. ❜
❛ The world is an awful place. Best to meet it on its own terms. ❜
❛ They want to be good. Something makes them bad. ❜
❛ You get a daylight ring when you get invited into the inner circle? ❜
❛ You do not want to end up on the wrong side of me. ❜
❛ The kind of damage a werewolf might do, only there was no full moon. ❜
❛ So, enlighten me. What did you mean when you said you had to die? ❜
❛ You’ll keep your promise about my mother’s spell book? ❜
❛ Those Orphan Annie vampires are my family, and this city is my home. ❜
❛ So this is what you do the first time we’re back together as a family? Vampire Book Club? ❜
❛ I’d deal with the devil himself just to see you suffer. ❜
❛ I’m a gay club kid who died and came back as a vampire. ❜
❛ Forgive me. Thought you were in danger. It appears I was mistaken. ❜
❛ A coven of psycho witches want to sacrifice me in a blood ritual. ❜ 
❛ What makes you think I’m afraid to die? ❜
❛ So you’re having weird, retro sex dreams. Get over it. I’m staying. ❜
❛ It is ironic discussing free will with a mind-controlling vampire. ❜
❛ Is there anyone who isn’t plotting your downfall? ❜
❛ I have conspired against my own blood and I doubt even your God could save me. ❜
❛ You compelled her to go out with me, didn’t you? ❜
❛ Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years I have found it but twice. ❜ 
❛ Kill the demon today, face the devil tomorrow. ❜
❛ Young, old, dead or alive, witches are a pain in the ass. ❜
❛ Is this what it’s come to, making moves against your own blood? ❜
❛ I’m going to find the witch who did this and then I’m going to do what I do best. ❜
❛ If there’s a war going on, I want to be on the winning side. ❜
❛ You’ve poisoned me with a kiss?!? At least you haven’t lost your sense of irony. ❜
❛ Are we skipping the part where you beg for mercy? For forgiveness? ❜
❛ Hey, am I taking orders from you now or are we in this together? ❜
❛ One little spell then we can finally be together for real, what are you waiting for? ❜
❛ They took my home, my people, everything. I can’t just run away. ❜
❛ You know, you’ve come a long way, little wolf. ❜
❛ I woke up in the church and all I felt was this hunger. ❜
❛ A warrior fights for what they believe in. A warrior fights for his family. ❜
❛ I kept you from becoming a beast for as long as I possibly could. ❜
❛ As a devout feminist, I refuse to say that you hit like a girl. ❜
❛ Am I crazy, or did he just do his version of a nice thing? ❜
❛ I am your only family. And there is no greater strength than family. ❜
❛ Don’t be stupid. I’m offering you eternal life. ❜
❛ We will sleep for a century and wake with a power unlike any that’s ever been seen. ❜
❛ Being Alpha’s an honor, you know. It’s one you have to earn every day. ❜
❛ We are a macabre echo of a family, and I take all the blame for that.  ❜
❛ You just wouldn’t be you if you didn’t have a knife, would you? ❜
❛ And does this monster have complicated feelings for you? ❜
❛ Okay, fair enough, pick a fight, call me out! ❜
❛ What do you feel like you owe these people? ❜
❛ Do you mind? I’m trying to reverse a very complicated sacrifice spell. ❜
❛ I leave you with the burden of a truth that no one will believe. ❜
❛ Tell me, darling, how did they respond to your overtures? ❜
❛ If you truly thought me weak, you would snatch this weapon from my hand. ❜
❛ I wanted to rip my own heart out every time I woke so I couldn’t feel. ❜
❛ We came here to honor the alliance between us.  ❜
❛ You know why I’m sitting here day drinking in the corner all by lonesome? ❜
❛ I’m pretty much done and through with the vamps, wolves, and witches of this town. ❜
❛ It’s not safe being out this late. You never know who you’ll run into. ❜
❛ I’ll explain everything. Just say you believe me. ❜
❛ It’s been a thousand years. How is this possible?  ❜
❛ I know that we’re in a cemetery and I happen to be terminal…. ❜
❛ Spread the word and do arrive early enough to clean yourself up. ❜
❛ You have disgraced this family for the last time. ❜
❛ You talk about family; family this, family that. ❜
❛ I haven’t earned the right to share your secrets, have I? ❜
❛ You’re my blood. And I need you… I need you by my side. ❜
❛ Oh, you’re angry, are you? ❜
❛ I’ve been here a thousand years! I was building that dagger to protect myself against you! ❜
❛ I got a family who didn’t care if I lived or if I died. ❜
❛ This house, though charming, is completely falling apart. ❜
❛ I know this wedding can work. We can bring our little girl home. ❜
❛ You absolutely will not believe the week I’ve had. ❜
❛ Fine. Go. You’ll be back. The prodigal son always returns home. ❜
❛ Family are not just people who coddle you, who grant you your every whim. ❜
❛ I will step in front of a moving truck before I let your mother take over my body. ❜
❛ Not the first time that’s been done by a member of this family.  ❜
❛ I woke up with puncture wounds all up and down my spine! ❜
❛ If what you say is true, then death is far too delicate a fate for her. ❜
❛ Heh, you think I’m gonna break her little heart? ❜
❛ I have a unique ability. Because I’m a hybrid. ❜
❛ Except that every werewolf in town is trying to kill me. ❜
❛ We need to get out of here… Are you gonna help me, or what? ❜
❛ Your pack? Last I checked, your pack was blindly following me. ❜
❛ First, I’m going to kick your ass. Then, I’m going to take my pack back. ❜
❛ We’re so going to hell for this. ❜
❛ Remind me to teach you how to send a text message. ❜
❛ A thousand years estranged, and you choose to walk in silence? ❜
❛ Kind of hard to rest with a thousand-year-old psycho in the next bed. ❜
❛ You waited for me, so I’ll do the same for you. But, our people need their alpha. ❜
❛ Is this rash a side effect of the witchy acid trip he’s on? ❜
❛ You declared war when you came after my family. ❜
❛ You’re outnumbered. Are you going to beg for your miserable life? ❜


Top 10 longest fics posted on AO3 this month

1. Paradox series by kerfuffling [E, 119k, 2 works]

Thanks to a clever bit of magic and the help of an old acquaintance, Draco is given the chance to relive his years at Hogwarts with the knowledge of what exactly is in store for the future. However, when things tumble out of Draco’s grasp, he finds himself losing his memories of the life he’s already led as everything takes a startling turn away from what he’d always assumed to be his destiny. 

2. Deconversion by Lomonaaeren [E, 103.9k]

They were right, those old wizards who thought Parseltongue was a Dark gift. As Harry begins his slide down, fighting desperately all the way, Draco is more than happy to take advantage of the Hero’s fall from the Light. 

3. What Goes Around by TuckerPuppy (HarleyD) [E, 92.1k]

Everything happens exactly as it’s meant to, even when it’s hard to see, even when everything seems out of control. For Draco things are not looking up. 

4. Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren [M, 64.6k]

The Ministry is very sorry that its latest mistake—an artifact that was supposed to let Aurors detect lies—blew up on Harry, and now he can detect lies every time someone tells one. (Inquiries are continuing). The Ministry is also sorry that they can’t tell Harry how long the effect would last. (Unspeakables are working around the clock). And the Ministry would probably be two times sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to find his father, who’s escaped from Azkaban. (The Chosen One should be able to have a full and normal life). 

5. Harry Potter Gives a Shit by @talithan [E, 58.5k]

“Where are you headed?”
“No place special,” Draco fumbled, and flushed further.
But then: “I can change that,” said Harry Potter. 
★ Bottom Draco Adaptations Fest 2013

6. Gemini by @olimakiella [E, 36.1k]

A stray unforgiveable gives Draco a gift he can’t give back and it helps him uncover a family secret linked to a series of murders five years later. With the help of Harry Potter they work together to solve the mystery of a familiar constellation. 
★ H/D Holidays 2012

7. Plus One, and Only by @olimakiella [M, 32.4k]

When the love of Draco’s life sends him an invitation to his wedding, Draco desperately tries to find a date for it that’s hot enough to make the man jealous so he can break up the wedding and keep the groom for himself. Then he meets Harry Potter in a cafe one early morning, among the Knockturn Alley crowd, and takes a chance to hire him as a date. […]
★ Bottom Draco Adaptations Fest 2013

8. Currency by blythely & Circe_Tigana [E, 31.2k]

Harry wasn’t at school any more, nor was he fifteen. He was a successful merchant banker with a flat to die for and an owl who loved him. And he wasn’t going to get into a pissing match with a stick-fiddler who’d always driven him mental. 

9. A Week Worth of Forever by ChrysantheC [E, 30.8k]

Harry didn’t know if picking up a random rent boy was such a good idea…even if he was just asking for directions. 
★ Bottom Draco Adaptations Fest 2013

10. Les Enfants Terribles by @thusspakekate [M, 30.2k]

When Pansy Parkinson bets Draco Malfoy that he could never seduce Harry Potter, Draco quickly learns that games of deceit, dishonesty, and desire can have deadly consequences. 
★ Bottom Draco Adaptations Fest 2013

other months

@girls-with-boys-names & I have maybe kinda sorta been playing around with a Shallura Hercules AU. I couldn’t help but write a small thing for it.

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“I am Allura of Altea,”

“Altea? As in, up on the mountain Altea?”

She nodded eagerly, extending her hand for a shake. “Pleasure to make your acquaintance…?’

“Takashi Shirogane. My friends call me Shiro,” he replied, while fastening the strap of his metal arm. “Well, they would if I had any friends.” Once the straps and buckles locked in place, he reached out, awkwardly shaking Allura’s hand. “Uh, thanks for saving me back there,” He stepped back, then shrugged. “See you around, princess.”

“Princess?” she asked, her eyebrows knit.

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Sage Wisdom (Jake x MC/Zig x MC) -- #ChoicesCreates28

Summary: A struggling teen finds that old acquaintances may bring the answer to his problems. This is an entry to the crossover prompt for Choices Creates hosted by @ladyashtonofcordonia​ and @holly-park.

Starring: Brian Crandall, Zig Ortega, Victoria Bradshaw (TF MC), Jake Mckenzie, Erika McKenzie (ES MC), and Caleb Mitchell

Guest Starring: Brandon (TF) 

Before Homecoming:

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anonymous asked:

Would you say the Elizabeth is a Ravenclaw? That what I personally see but I don’t know if I’m just trying to project myself on to her or if she is actually a Ravenclaw.

I did sort her into Ravenclaw, because her wit is kind of the stand-out thing about her, as well as being what leads in part to her character flaws. She prizes her own intelligence and clarity of insight into others so highly that she cannot even begin to imagine she could have gotten it wrong about anybody, or that her own emotions and pride might lead her to be vulnerable to manipulation by others. (I like to think that Darcy’s initial snub at the Meryton assembly rankles more than she will like to admit, even as she laughs it off, because she is just so eager to dislike him thereafter and eats up whatever Wickham says, despite the fact that Wickham is dancing on the line between what is and isn’t appropriate sharing at that stage in their acquaintance.)

These days it seems most people would say they hate small talk. In fact I haven’t even heard the opposite opinion, so let me represent it: I love small talk. I like talking to strangers and acquaintances; it’s more exciting because it’s harder to predict what they’ll say. And because you’re forming an initial judgment of them, and figuring people out is fun. I like to treat small talk like a game - how am I going to respond on the spot? of the things you just said, which one will I pick up on and run with? It’s like a test of your ability to keep a conversation alive in the moment. But it’s constrained by certain norms because you don’t know the person well, so it’s still not too complex to figure out.

things you should do to support people from different religions: 

  • do some research, even if it’s just on wikipedia or something. or seek out blogs that are meant to educate people and ask questions or ask them to suggest resources. 
  • if a friend/neighbor/community/etc. invites you to join them, then feel free to participate in their worship/celebration/traditions! if someone invites you to a party for a holiday that you don’t personally celebrate, they are deliberately including you and sharing their culture. as long as you’re not rude or disrespectful it’s fine. however, you probably wouldn’t show up to some random kid’s birthday party because you thought it looked exciting and fun. for many people religion is a lot more serious than that and showing up uninvited for shits and giggles would be even more of a dick move. 

things you should not do to support people from different religions:

  • demand that friends/acquaintances/strangers explain aspects of their religion to you 
  • throw a celebration for someone else’s holiday without any input from someone who actually knows and cares about it. again, you wouldn’t throw a party for some random person’s birthday (or funeral, ffs). surely you’ve got your own shit to celebrate, whether it’s a religious occasion or fuckin. National ice cream day or something. as far as I know ice cream isn’t sacred to anyone and no one’s ever been the victim of a hate crime for liking ice cream. the same cannot be said for my religion.

Title: Constraint

Author: Harlot

Word count: 40k

Contains: Smut, Drama, Slow Burn, Angst


Jungkook is young and he is more acquainted with confusion and poor-decision-making than he’d like to admit. Despite being only 19 years old, he sometimes argues that he’s been through and seen some shit. He is never sure where he’s going to end up and he’s not entirely sure what kind of future is waiting for him. He is often not sure of a lot but he is certain—absolutely certain—that he’s not gay.

Alternatively, a story in which Jungkook meets Park Jimin and doesn’t like him whatsoever. There’s just something about him… there’s just so much about him. Jungkook really can’t stand him. In fact, he can’t stand him so much he can’t quite seem to get him off of his mind.

I’m working on the protagonist for my next pitch. They will be a sort of RPG hero! Stitchy suggested that I give them a cane. I really like the idea, especially because it’s analogous to my own hearing loss, which I can’t communicate as easily in print. (”You’re too young to be deaf!” = “You’re too young to need a cane!”)

However, I am not personally acquainted with anyone who uses a cane regularly. I want to make sure I am respectful in my portrayal. Anyone here willing to be my sensitivity reader, or know someone who would be willing? I did some Google research but it doesn’t hurt to get direct feedback.

Leave Me Behind -Tate Langdon angst

A/n:I posted this months ago,but I can’t find it on my blog?????So i’m reposting,I hope you enjoy it<3

Wiping away stray tears on your sleeve,you packed away more of your clothes.You grew to love the old house.You became acquainted with the characters there.But there was no negotiating,you and your family had to leave.

Your father was finally getting his dream job,something he couldn’t miss for a crummy,old house.Not only that,but you were going to college soon and your parents wanted you to be close to home.

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anonymous asked:

I'm sorry for the really stupid question, but what is an fp? How is it different from a significant other? No hate I'm just curious! 💕

Ah ,  you don’t have to apologize ! !  It’s not a stupid question at all.  
The thing is ,  your favorite person can literally be your significant other ,  in some cases !  

Feelings towards favorite people are not always romantic / sexual  —  to answer your question.  They can just be celebrities you’ve never met or close friends or online acquaintances.  It’s not too difficult a concept to grasp; they’re just people that borderlines have developed a sort of DEPENDENCY on ,   or a very powerful emotional attachment.

SPEAKING FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE  —  borderlines can get slightly obsessive over their fp ,  panicking about abandonment even if it’s highly improbable and / or idolizing them massively.  Jealousy and splitting tend to end up byproducts of having an fp ,  whether we like it or not.

Public announcement

Hi, fellow classmates, friends and vague acquaintances! I remember how you all came together to retrieve the famous Utsumi Family Towel and I will forever be grateful for your efforts. However, once again, my friends and I need your help! Class gardener, cacti pizza lover, @yuka-nakagawa‘s husband and surprise wedding hoster extraordinaire, @keitaiijima, has been missing since yesterday’s morning along with possibly haunted and dangerous doll, ChiChi. They were both last seen at Shiroiwa’s haunted shed. If you have any informations, please contact me or @yuka-nakagawa. A reward is promised. I’ve also taken the initiative of contacting the milkman. Iijima and Chichi’s pictures will be put on the milkboxes all across town.

Please note that Iijima might not be carrying flowers in his mouth right now.

Please note this missing person might be terribly dangerous. Approach with extreme caution.

Thanks for your support!