!!!111!!11

I Gotta Do This Legendary Post Again Folks
  • Matt's October Live Chat: Pumpkins man! Oh jeez I love them. I forgot my pumpkin, how dare I do that? Pumpkins are fantastic ya know? God I love pumpkins!
  • Matt's February Live Chat: Candy man! Candy is so flipping great. How dare you not like candy! It's so bad but it's so good. God I love candy!
  • Matt's March Live Chat: Love man! Love is great! Let's all have love. Be loving, be kind! Love is a wonderful thing folks. God I love love!
  • Matt's April Live Chat: PLaNTs pLaNTs PlAntS PlAntS Oh mAN I LOVE PLANTS! YOU'RE THIS PLANT AND YOU'RE THIS PLANT AND THIS IS YOUR PLANT! GOSH WHY CAN'T PLANTS GET MORE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT IN OUR SHOW? goD I frEaKInG lOvE PLaNtS!111!!111!1!!!!11!!!

some offense, but i’m really not here for the It Should Have Been Percy discourse. idek if it has started in earnest yet, but i’m gonna say it anyway. i’m not here for it. Ioun chose [someone else] for a reason, Ioun still gave Percy something in the end, and Percy later said it out loud and truthfully that he’s fine with it and understood why it happened. end of discussion for me tbh thank you and goodnight

underused fcs y’all are still ignoring in 2017

it’s the year 2017 and y’all still use the same old fcs so show the fcs below some love and idk.. start making resources for them/use them instead of the same 10 everyone uses

*before anyone wants to send hate, i ain’t hating on any fc. i’m just letting people know that alts and other fcs are available and if you do wanna send hate, i’ll block your ass faster than the speed of light so think about it.*

  • elliot fletcher - i know trans people are barely used in the first place but he’s got so many resources? what’s the excuse? oh that’s right there are none.
  • dylan sprayberry - he’s 19 now and teen wolf 6b was shot when he was 18 so start whipping out the icons, gif icons and gif packs out now. i’ve started but… i’m so busy #rip
  • hailee steinfeld - scream favouritism all you want at me but she’s not used much despite her numerous resources????? she’s gorgeous, fits the 18-25 age bracket the rpc loves, can act and sing (genuinely)
  • chis pine - he’s being appreciated more but he’s still the most underappreciated chris. he’s got plenty of resources and quite honestly he’s probably the best chris ever. so let’s all appreciate and use him more
  • paris berelc - she’s being ignored in 2017???? sad. she’s gonna be the star of a netflix show coming out in 2018 so rpc i expect gif icons upon gif icons and packs upon packs when it releases. and in the mean time, a quick look in her gif icons and gif hunt tag will tell you she has plenty of resources
  • any k-pop/c-pop/j-pop fc that isn’t bts, blackpink etc - there are directories dedicated to them and a lot of helpers/gif packs as well… so what’s y’all excuses here?
  • scott eastwood - … … … i don’t understand why he’s underused… he’s white, good looking, cis male and has plenty of resources. he’s pretty much rpc clickbait???????????? and before y’all cry “but aGE1!!!!!111!!!11″ yes that’s true but rpc fave matt daddario is a year and a half younger than him. don’t believe me? look it up.
  • kelli berglund - she’s so pretty. and i’ve made 1,025 gifs of her. no that’s not an exaggeration and that’s not counting others in her tag. so once again, start using her.
  • luca hostelle - she’s a beautiful redhead with a decent amount of resources who should be appreciated as much as kat and madelaine. and if you’re tired of the token redheads then luca is a brilliant option
  • olivia holt - my wife and actual queen lenora aka @oliviaholtz has made so, so many gifs of olivia holt and yet… y’all are fixated on using nicola peltz, gigi hadid and dove cameron as your blonde fcs????? sad. anywho, she’s gonna be in cloak and dagger so….. you know the drill
  • vajen van den bosch - not only has lenora spent hours upon hours giffing olivia, she and alexis over on @alexcsofrp having spent hours upon hours iconning, gif iconning and gif making stuff for her. so like………… 
  • the descendants cast minus dove - y’all ate up dove so quickly but the rest of the cast??? like i see sofia used sure but the others. zilch. and china anne mcclain is gonna be black lightning and the others have plenty of gif packs you can use.
  • mateus ward - peel your eyes away from co/le sp/ro/use and look at him. he’s got a few independent movie projects coming out so like if his disney gifs aren’t doing it for you then look somewhere else. look his filmography up and see what you can download and start making resources
  • keke palmer - rpc, zendaya isn’t your only black fc option. keke (and china) are beautiful alternatives that should be used more often. she was huge when scream queens came out but now… zilch.
  • alberto rosende - somehow him and harry aren’t used in rps??? which is shock considering the popularity of their shadowhunters’ cast mates???? that should change asap honestly
  • harry shum jr - another fc y’all are sleeping on!!!! everyone calls m/al/ec amazing and all that (which they are) but when it comes to playing him *crickets chirp* 
  • cody christian - any native needs to be played more but he’s someone i can think off right now. he’s really good looking and he’s been in a whole bunch of things too and is a cinnamon roll

there’s probably more but this is all my tired brain can think off right now. 

  • Snoke, a character who has been watching Kylo since before he was born and knows how Kylo's mind works inside out: You have compassion for her.
  • Kylo, knowing he can't hide his emotions because he is a literal open book to the creature that targeted him from the second he was born, but attempting to and failing miserably: No-never. Compassion? For an enemy of the Order ?
  • Tumblr: Snoke didn't know what he was saying !!!11! He was just accusing Kylo of nothing !!!!11!!!111 Kylo only hates and loathes Rey !!!11!! REYLO'S ARE REACHING !!!!!111!!!!!

Friendly reminder that if you had no problem with any and all acts of warfare committed on Game of Thrones until and in season 7 (the war of five kings, the battle of blackwater, the battle of castle black, all the shit Tywin did, the battle of the bastards, the battle between the Boltons and St*nnis, E*ron destroying Dany’s fleet, J*ime taking Highgarden etc) but you scream “Evil! she’s turning into the mad king!!11!! villain!!!111″ when Dany destroys her enemies, then you’re not really a pacifist or anything, you’re just a hypocritical misogynist who hates it when women are the ones who wage warfare for their own ambition :) :) :)

was watching some mtt shit and–
wait wut

wut

wUTTT

1?!!?SJD11J WAT

   GREAT ! GOOGLY! MOOGLY! ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT–!

‘Spring Day’ Draco Malfoy x Reader

Rating: Fluff
warning: one swear word (i cant help it okay?)
requested?: nope.

a/n: so first of all i just want to say, yes the title was inspired by a BTS song because i fucking STANNNN, Thank you so so so much for 200 followers it means a lot and encourages me to keep writing however i’m on hiatus at the moment the only reason im posting is because it’s MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! 200 FOLLOWERS BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER !111!!11!!!. As of 13:34 GMT I will officially be 15!.


The fresh spring grass brushed against the palm of my hand. His fingers reached over and intertwined with mine, I let out a small happy sigh. I couldn’t be happier in this moment with Draco Malfoy. He diverted me over to a large tree in the middle of the field and sat me down, I leant over to rest my head on his lap, the sun shone brightly upon us creating strange shadows on the grass and surrounding earth. “I remember doing this when we were younger” his deep voice carefully slipped its way into my daydream. I laughed peacefully, remember my childhood with Draco every year with him was as if my innocence fell away piece by piece. However this is our final year at Hogwarts together and trying to make the most of being together while we still have each other is the best decision I’ve ever made.
——
The blonde haired boy in front of me gripped at my wrist and dragged me through a long meadow besides our school, a small slither of his jelled back hair slipped forward to his eyes as he took both my hands and spun me around to face me. The snow crunched beneath our feet as we locked our fingers, Draco turned to me once more with flushed cheeks he lightly smiled pressing a barely noticeable dimple into his cheek. leaning over, I pressed my lips to his dimple and quickly pulled away my cheeks a deeper red than his now…
——
“Thinking about times like that makes me wish that we had actually run away like we said we would, we never would have been in this mess. And I know its my fault I dragged you into this” Draco ran his thumb over the death eater mark on my forearm.
“Draco you know this isn’t you fault, I got myself into this, you only did it to protect me, and you were forced to do this please don’t blame yourself” I turned around to face him again and press a kiss to his lips. I looked back up at him to find him smiling back down at me. looking off into the distance, the turret’s of the Hogwarts tower glimmered in the lowering sun, and I realised that all these years I’ve been so lucky to have Draco constantly by my side, helping me through thick and thin even if we weren’t exactly on good terms, I don’t think I could be happier with anyone one else besides Draco.
——
“y/n you know how much I love you right?”
“you remind me constantly Draco” I smiled at him and rolled my eyes
“well then… I guess when I’m not around to tell you that, maybe this will remind you” he smiled back, grinned actually, and presented a small box to me, he carefully dug his nails into the opening of the box and revealed a small gold band with multiple emeralds glimmering on top of it. “ this is a promise ring, and I promise that as soon as we get out of here we will get married, If you accept me of course” he chuckled nervously
“How could I deny you. I love you so fucking much Draco Malfoy” the whole Slytherin dinning table burst out into applause.
——
I fiddled with the ring on my finger and smiled delicately as I felt Draco’s warm lips press softly against my neck,
“you know…” he mumbled quietly “I Always Keep My Promises”

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode ever
  • *opening theme*
  • Marinette: I love Adrien!!111!!!
  • Tikki: *cute voice* Then tell him!
  • Marinette: lolno
  • Marinette: *at school* I love Adrien!!111!!!
  • Alya: Then tell him!
  • Marinette: lolno
  • Chloe: You suck, Marinette.
  • Alya: Fuck you, Chloe
  • Marinette: What she said!
  • Adrien: *walks in* Hey!
  • Chloe: Adrien! I love you!
  • Marinette: Bitch_Me_Too_The_Fuck.png
  • Adrien: I don't like you, Chloe.
  • Chloe: Yes, you do
  • Adrien: No I don't
  • Chloe: Whatever!
  • Chloe: *does something fucked up to some rando* Fuck you.
  • Rando: Fuck you, Chloe *runs away and cries*
  • Hawk Moth: Hello_Naughty_Children_It's_Akuma_Time.png
  • Rando: *becomes villain*
  • Villain: *fucks shit up*
  • Marinette & Adrien: Oh no
  • *recycled animations*
  • Ladybug & Chat Noir: *arrive at the scene*
  • Chat Noir: Go out with me!
  • Ladybug: No, we have to stop villain.
  • Chat Noir: :(
  • Ladybug & Chat Noir: *fight villain*
  • Hawk Moth: Take their miraculous!11!!111!!!
  • Ladybug: Lucky charm! *random object* *Ladybug is confused*
  • Chat Noir: Dafuq
  • Ladybug: *fucks shit up with said object*
  • Ladybug: *defeats villain*
  • Ladybug: Don't be evil anymore, akuma
  • *recycled animation*
  • Hawk Moth: Fuck you, Ladybug
  • Chat Noir: Go out with me Ladybug!
  • Ladybug: Lolno
"JASHI IS A PEDOPHILIC SHIP!!111!11!"

No. No. You’re really wrong.

First off, I can’t believe some people are misinterpreting the training sequence as events that took place within a few days. It’s like they never watched Samurai Jack ever before. It’s anachronistic from Season 1-4 and is still showing a few hints of it in Season 5. The Daughters of Aku are grown women. The scenes were supposed to be glimpses of their bad childhood.

Pedophilia is sexual attraction to children. Neither Jack nor Ashi is a child; they only have a significant age difference and there is nothing inherently wrong with that if both people are of age. You want to fight pedophilia? You can start by not nitpicking a show that doesn’t show any of it. Stop throwing the word around so quickly and turning it into a buzzword to describe a ship you don’t like.

It especially ticks me off when they refer to Ashi as a child and compare her to truly young characters like Clem and Ellie in their first appearances. Ashi is an adult. She’s a capable, resourceful assassin despite being raised in a cave by crazed cultists. She might be clueless about nature and socialization at first because of her upbringing, but she’s a smart, grown woman who quickly adapted to her new environment.

We finally got a strong, capable and recurring female character in the show, can we please have that without people reducing her to a child? By referring to her as a child, you are infantilizing her. Stop infantilizing capable grown women, fictional or real. It reeks of sexism and condescension because of the implication that women should be treated like helpless, incapable children despite their abilities.

Tl;dr: STOP 👏 INFANTILIZING 👏 WOMEN 👏 FICTIONAL 👏 OR 👏 REAL 👏

Not convinced

Originally posted by harleyfloyd

Written by Christina

Category: Fluff

Word count: 691 (this is a short one) 

Request: “#58 and #111 from writing prompt 11 when where Peter gets jealous cus the reader has been hanging around w a new guy friend? :)” by @hollxndtom

A/N: tbh, I had no idea how to deal with a jealous Peter, so if you think Peter would do something different, please let me know. I also tried to keep the reader gender neutral.  :) 


You laughed as you knocked on the door to Peter and May’s small apartment in Queens. That guy from your biology class offered to walk you to Peter’s after the lecture, claiming it was on his way to his own apartment. He also made you laugh at his biology-themed jokes.

“How are a teenage boy and DNA helicase the same?” The guy said, fighting a smile. You shook your head, knowing the joke would either be completely brilliant, or utterly lame. You glanced at him, cocking your head.

“How so?” You asked, fighting your own wide smile.

“They both want to unzip your genes,” The guy answered, bending over with laughter. You rolled your eyes and tried to contain your laughter. Right when your giggle burst from your lips, the door to Peter and May’s apartment opened, revealing a stunned Peter Parker. You straightened and walked through the door, saying your farewells to the guy as you went.

“See you, (Y/N),” The guy said right when Peter slammed the door shut. You glanced at him, confused. Peter stood next to you, a little closer than he normally does. His eyes were a little on the hard side, and his jaw was set.

“What was he doing?” Peter said, his voice a little dark. You recoiled, feeling your brow furrow with confusion. You and Peter were only friends, but you were beginning to feel a little more for the dork who had a love for science and saving people. You weren’t bold enough to do more than dropping a few hints at a relationship of more than friends, bt Peter was too oblivious to catch the meaning behind your comments. 

“He was just walking me here,” You explained, walking to the kitchen. “He said it was on his way to his place.” You reached the kitchen and dropped your backpack on the floor. You opened the cupboard that held the coffee grounds, filters, and mugs. You grabbed a filter and a mug when Peter spoke up.

“Really, now?” Peter said sarcastically, not convinced. You stopped and glanced to the side, seeing Peter, with his arms crossed, leaning against the doorframe.

“Yeah, Peter. He was just walking me here,” you repeated, filling the filter with coffee grounds, the scent making you inhale a little deeper.

“Where does this guy live?” Peter said, his voice right beside your ear. You jumped, dropping the coffee mug. Peter, with his spider reflexes, he reached his hand out and caught the mug, then straightened and set it on the counter next to you.

“Don’t do that to me, Peter!” You shouted in defense. Peter blushed a little shoved his hands in his pockets, resting his hips on the counter.

“Sorry,” Peter mumbled. You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose.

“What’s your deal, Parker?” You said in exasperation.

“N-nothing,” Peter answered, staring at his feet.

“You’re a horrible liar,” You said. Suddenly, Peter’s odd behavior made sense. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” You asked, a coy smile tugging on the corner of your lips.

Peter’s eyes bulged and he began to blush profusely.

“W-w-w-w-what?!” Peter stammered, shaking his head rapidly. “N-n-n-no way! W-why would I be jealous?” You smirked and nodded your head slowly, not convinced.

“Of course you aren’t,” You reassured, finishing up setting up the coffee and putting water into the machine. You pushed the ‘on' button and stood next to Peter. He was still staring at the floor, cheeks an adorable rosy red. You smiled, feeling your courage spiking in the heat of the moment and you planted a quick peck on his cheek. The gesture made Peter blush even more, and he tried to form a sentence, but it just came out to be a jumble of vowels and consonants. You smiled and walked to the end of the kitchen, grabbing your backpack.

“Let’s go to your room, shall we? I need your to explain oxidative phosphorylation,” You asked, flashing a bright smile at Peter as he still stood by the coffee maker, mouth agape and eyes the size of saucers. You walked by him, grabbing his hand, pulling him behind you.


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  • <p> <b>An ace person:</b> wow I really relate to this one character and see them as asexual<p/>
  • <p> <b>Exclusionists/aphobes:</b> OMG??!1??1!1?!?! THATS SO CRINGY I'M CRINGING SO HARD AKXICHNAKA<p/>
  • <p> <b>An ace person:</b> I like doing this harmless thing more than having sex!<p/>
  • <p> <b>Exclusionists/Aphobes:</b> I'M CRINGING HARDER RN THAN I'VE EVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE AKAIXJNSA<p/>
  • <p> <b>An ace person:</b> *exists*<p/>
  • <p> <b>Exclusionists/aphobes:</b> GODDDD AJSICINANWN IM CRINGING!!111!!!!!11!<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

What do you mean by that ACV post? I read that somewhere as well (like ACV being the only alkaline vinegar or smth like that), and I use ACV to mix in with my aztec mask. Is that safe? Too acidic/alkaline?

I was being shady! 😁  I saw a “BIG HOE 💦  TIPS!111!!!!!11!!🍆” type post ranting about how alkaline apple cider vinegar was, so I felt the need to comment!

Originally posted by jazziness101

Apple cider vinegar is acidic/has a low pH. Our skin is slightly acidic, at about a pH of 4-5.

I was saying that, if a person doesn’t even know that much (and they think that it’s alkaline/very basic of all things), they shouldn’t be giving advice on skin care

When ACV is broken down in the human digestive tract, it becomes more alkaline. However, this break down does not occur on the human skin. Therefore, if you apply ACV to the skin, it is still very acidic.

It is not only safe to mix ACV into your aztec clay mask, I recommend it. The mask, when mixed with water, has a pH of about 8. Look back at the scale. That’s no good for your skin, making it almost baking soda levels of alkaline *shudder*. When mixed with ACV, the pH is about 5. That’s much better! Always use ACV with your aztec clay mask!

There’s your mini science lesson of the day! I hope this helped to assuage any fears you had!

anonymous asked:

That hit on sheary was so dirty. He has a concussion thanks the the caps. Fuck you

Oh yes the one who hit sheary,,, Hornqvist my favorite Washington Capital!!! He should definitely be suspended!!!!11!!1!111

anonymous asked:

I just rewatched that scene where mon hell escapes Daxam (I honestly don't know why I did but anyways), and the kryptonian whose pod he stole had the house of el crest on his arm. And like, why has no one mentioned this before??

oh yeah mountain dew def straight up watched his guard kill someone kara would probably know, stole his pod, and left all of the people his family ruled behind

boyfriend goals!!!11!!111