!!! it works !!!

Shiro: Keith go get me some water

Keith: What? No, go get it yourself

Shiro: I’m gonna count to ten

Keith: Pfft, I’m not seven anymore it’s not go-

Shiro: One…

Keith: [Jumps and starts running to the kitchen]

Magnus: I’ll make you a deal. How about we play for information.

Elf: That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard, and I have to be honest, it’s not especially interesting to me.

Magnus: Oh, okay, sorry. I thought that you were a gambler, but you’re a coward, that’s fine.

anonymous asked:

how does one prank Tony with sharpies on his face when he already has such glorious facial hair

hes not cousin it, the rest of his face is skin and therefore prankable. primed and ready for sharpie masterpieces. usually the one drawing on his face is dr banner, as revenge for putting in too many lab hours and passing out at his workbench. last time tony wound up with angry eyebrows and “DR STANK” written across his forehead. and the words “huge nerd” on the back of his neck,  which he didnt notice for three days. 

never let it be said that dr banner doesnt have a sense of humor

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Gunmen in masks use automatic weapons to open fire at illegal rave
GUNMEN in Halloween masks opened fire with automatic weapons on revellers at an illegal rave. At least three men unleashed a hail of bullets inside and outside the makeshift club on an industrial e…

“The thugs disguised themselves as a clown, ghost and ghoul during the shooting at the Money Move party in Leyton, North East London. A 41-year-old man was hit in the leg and a woman in her 20s was struck by a bullet in her chest.

The gunmen, wearing clown, ghost and ghoul masks, hit a 41-year-old man in the leg while a woman in her 20s was shot in the chest.

One clubber appears to return fire, with a handgun, video from the event shows.

A business owner, whose property was hit by a stray bullet, said: “It looked like it was a gangland execution gone wrong.

One partygoer said: “There must have been at least four guns. It was terrifying. Everyone who had got out was just running but there were over 100 trapped inside. I turned and ran.

“They had blocked off the only road out of the rave with a car before, so not many got out.”

Video from the scene shows the wounded man being helped by a woman using a belt as a tourniquet.

As he urges her to tighten the white belt, she tells him: “Make no blood come out, you’re good man.”

The shooting happened at the Money Move rave in Leyton, North East London.”

This is horrific, again.