THIS GUY WAS HITTING ON ME AND MAKING ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE, SO I TOLD HIM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND (because he seemed like one of those guys who, whilst they don’t respect women, they do respect another man’s “claim” on a woman) AND HE WAS LIKE “PROVE IT; SHOW ME A PICTURE” SO I SHOWED HIM THE BACKGROUND ON MY MOBILE AND HE BELIEVED ME
THIS IS MY MOBILE BACKGROUND:
I TOLD HIM IT WAS A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND IN COSTUME FOR A PLAY. THANK YOU OSCAR WILDE FOR GETTING THAT FUCKBOY TO LEAVE.
okay but nobody is talking about the fact that Jake remembers exactly what day he decided to propose to Amy 6 months later
Jake, who thought it was May 18th when it was well into October
Jake, who is self-described as having the memory of a goldfish
that moment was so important to him that he didn’t even have to think about it and just rattled off the date, just because Amy did something that she probably does all the time, but Jake just loved her so much in that moment that he will never forget it