I finally returned to wifi and civilization so here's the new MTL dangerous list: #1 Seokjin (if irl Jin is a princess then ur american reality one is the queen), #2 Taehyung (I feel like he's really chaotic neutral tho??), #3 Jungkook damn, #4 Hoseok ofc, #5 Yoongi (now that I think about it, he's kind of a chaotic neutral too??) #6 Namjoon (my boy made it!!!!), #7 oh Jimin. also, idk why but I feel like Tae and Hoseok have a conflict looming to determine who's the best rival to Jin bc wow yes
I AM SO GLAD YOU’RE ALIVE!!! WELCOME BACK!! :’) i missed ur ranks fam. also i know how painful life is without wifi, but u made it!!
LOL @ JIN ALWAYS BEIN #1. but damn, u rite fam, hoseoks been taking a back seat and needs to have a comeback. also tae is def chaotic netural lmao
and yoongi literally just whispers death threats at his members so i agree he’s #5. BUT NAMJOON > JIMIN LMAO omg poor jimin. his thumb comment didnt even count. Jimin the bottom, forever. my poor jiminnie. maybe he’ll make a comeback but he’s so pure, such a smol pure cinnamon roll can he even handle being savage
❝ ah, here she is. my beautiful wife - to - be. ❞ saccharine twist of lips, iced fingers gently grab her hand. the lightest of kisses (demons can pretend ; even be soft as a wonderfully crafted mask ) : barely a graze of her skin in sweet greeting. ❝ supper will be served soon, my lady. ❞ white canines are barely concealed, dripping with the promise of darkness yet not lacking courtesy. ❝ — allow me to escort you? ❞ (@ofsteelskin! )