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Table-Flipping Good.

@sean3116 / sean3116.tumblr.com

Sean. 31. PNW. May contain nuts.

Doodle request: “Something you hope not to find in a Pringles can.”

Ah SHIT I got another one with whoever-the-hell-this-guy-is inside

Dear gods that’s terrifying

Mr. Pringles Coming Out of His Well to Shame Mankind

Once You Pop He Doesn’t Stop

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

So relatable

This post for the bread lovers that understand

ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:

Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be

making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:

if that’s not representation i don’t now what is

after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests

those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching

as for movies we have

fuck

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hobbies

FUCK

lastly, the “Other” category has

you bet i will, tommy.

anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu

Do you remember this little girl? 😂

Well, this time SHE’S BACK AS RYUK FROM DEATH NOTE AND HER LITTLE SISTER AS L FOR HALLOWEEN!!! This is amazing omg 😍😂

(Source: 12 )

reading harry potter age 6: oh boy this is so cool! there's wizards and magic and they live in a castle!
reading harry potter age 21: holy fuck this is messed up why is nobody stopping this
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amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost