holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

I want you to know that you honestly mean the world to me, and I don’t want to live without you

No need to apologize for rambling, I always love hearing what’s on your mind!

This adult shit is ass

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

My brain at 2:37am on a monday in 20 years.

Ѧη†﹩

ДҋꚌЅ

ａｎｔ-ｍａｎ

@im-your-cigarette-daydream

@casiolo0py

“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

(Source)

also we came to a WILD realization tonight: when playing rock, paper, scissors, people from the east coast and midwest go on SHOOT, and people from the west coast (who are insane) go on scissors. like WHY

tell me where ur from and whether u go on scissors or on shoot

The Lion King (1994) dir. Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff

Don’t worry, she got a taste! ❤️

She wasn’t happy when I ate it all though 😂😂😂

https://iglovequotes.net/

smooth

boops

clingy

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough