Can I has?

anonymous (via block505)

concept: you in bed with me and your hand is in my hair and your lips on my forehead, we are comfortable.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

I want everyone to know that just about every gag in this show is this funny. It’s that fucking good.

Man I would love to see someone cosplay play this…

idk how I got that arm hair to look so sad, but I did it

I wish one of them had said “Donkey!”

World & Olympic wrestling champ’ Jordan Burroughs

that’s one helluva burpee

this speaks to me

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

(via boneknee)

I’m actually cooler, funnier, taller, and more muscular in person. 

I’m actually less of all of those in person

the legends are true

This the rawest smash play i seen

how do i uninstall from life

this some bullshit

been like 12 years still got no idea what yu gi oh is about all ik is niggas was dying over sum cards and the shit was lit

You not believing in the heart of the cards then my guy

how does one achieve that

Don’t you forget it. 💪

Erin please let it die I’m begging you