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*cracks you like an egg*

@sealbones

they/he - whom/whomst
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Do you ever think about how pornography, like science fiction, reflects modern day economic anxieties? Asking bc I just saw one where in order to stay in an Airbnb she had to wear a chastity belt and she didn’t even leave a bad review after

these days the pizza guy is too busy working for three different apps to even fuck you

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i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better

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u can watch whatever you want dgmw but if you 34 and getting in discourse about the morals in bluey and making headcanons about cocomelon maybe it’s time to broaden ur interests

hi i just found your blog. how do you feel about armadillos? they are like the isopods of the mammalian world

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I feel like society lied to me about armadillos. My whole life I thought they were desert animals but I’ve spent a lot of time in north arizona, utah, Mojave, death valley, etc. NEVER seen a single armadillo. Not even a trace. I thought maybe they were just super elusive like cougars or something. Then I drove ONCE through Tennessee and saw over 50 (dead) armadillo. If you’re not from the US, Tennessee is not a desert its like lush rolling green hills and trees. I feel LIED to. Like what if one day you woke up and discovered Alligators arent from the swamps but like from the rocky mountains or something. I’m not saying there’s never ever been an armadillo in the desert but its just not a fraction as common as I’d been lead to believe.

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Confirmed. Wow. Rango (2011) lied to us.

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The worst thing you can do, as someone who has recently realised they are transfem, is to let terves and transphobes convince you cis women will never accept you.

I was told that when I came out everyone would reject me. That I would find myself isolated from the world, and from other women especially, who would react to me with horror and revulsion.

In reality, within the first months of coming out, in no particular order:

My sister's reaction on my coming out was, "Right, so I have a sister instead of a brother. Cool. I'm taking you clothes shopping tomorrow."

A friend, when she learned I am a woman, immediately invited me to her women-only, girls-night-out birthday party the following week.

Another friend, when a friend of hers expressed doubts about my gender, immediately shut them down and reaffirmed I am a woman.

I went camping with a group of friends, and we had two tents, one for the boys and one for the girls; I was unsure as to which I should enter, to which a girl friend responded by grabbing me and physically dragging me inside the women's tent.

In the women's bathroom at a movie theatre a random woman, whom I'd never seen before and haven't seen since, stopped me as I was going into a stall, to warn me there was no toilet paper in there, because she'd just used the last of it.

All of these, and more, some from friends, some from complete strangers. All within a few months, as a trans woman who hadn't started medical transition yet, and was very visible as being a trans woman.

I've had some people reject me, true, but the vast majority, including almost all cis women, accepted me as a sister with open arms.

Cis women are cool. It's terves who are bigots.

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

it’s all “be gay, do crimes” until an unabashedly queer person actually breaks the law. i’m starting to think some of y’all would consider jaywalking morally reprehensible

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

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i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

A selection of comments on a video of a Jewish woman and her children explaining that Jews don’t believe in Santa.

Imagine being so angry that a Jewish family doesn’t believe in or celebrate Santa or Christmas. This isn’t the kind of violent antisemitism I usually highlight here, but it is antisemitism nonetheless.

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Aside from the awful antisemitism, this is a perfect fucking example of Cultural Christianity.

Imagine claiming that Santa, a Christian figure based off a CHRISTIAN SAINT who is central to the lore and celebration of a FUCKING CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.

Has no religion.

Goyim who say shit like this can fuck off into the sun. I’m tired of it. I fucking hate Christmas and this is exactly why- annoying Christians who refuse to consider that their religion isn’t the fucking default.

“Other kids can find it” well they will know at some point anyway, are you trying to preserve your local Jewish kid’s belief that Elijah will come to visit on Passover?