i love when human characters fight in ways that are so so not human

big fan of characters bearing their teeth and digging their nails into things and biting and scratching and screaming. i think it's good for the ecosystem

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

"tch" is such a raw line you'd think it was from a shakespeare play but no, it's from that homosexual sasuke

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA 

for the love of god please watch the video i am in stiches

did strong bad make this

men act like that because they’ve never watched pretty little liars or teen wolf

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

oh so when BARBIE wants to stop being a doll and interact with the real world as a real person, it's fine and fun and great, but when I, charles "chucky" lee ray,

avoiding saving hyrule by doing npcs quest, 01

also available as sticker and stuff here!

#link and penn #oh my god #like ink and pen (x)

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

The Depths 💔

having a fun little time in hyrule 

Get you a man who's like

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)

for a bonus tag what country you’re from bc most of my schooling was in portables and I am not sure how common that is

Something that is in fact SO important to Wei Wuxian is that, fundamentally, he is hot. He is Thee Hot Girl. He’s shooting five arrows blindfolded as a charged political statement and he’s doing it with zero magic powers AND he was sexy when he did it. He beats out his own brother (sorry, Jiang Cheng) for Most Eligible Bachelor despite being literally dirt poor and not a sect heir. He lives rent free in the minds of everybody twenty years later, to the point that JC and LWJ are literally Like That and NHS literally constructed his revenge plot around him and— look, just watch the scenes at the Second Burial Mounds Siege. Oh, and they use all his inventions, even though he’s an evil heretic, because uhhh they were really good inventions. Actually. Like he was in fact at the top of the field as an inventor and innovator. And he was hot. AND he had no powers. Whoops.

I mean he did also have resentful energy powers. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like I understand where you’re coming from here but he very much did also have resentful energy powers.