if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart
blackheart-biohazards
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
Alternative names for fantasy “golems”?
Since it started as an inconsiderate name grab from Judaism that who’s most famous example was something built to fight against racists and prevent genocide into a mere monster.
While there are more dangerou golems, they were generally monstrous due to being overly literal or “what is life?” philosophy questions.
“Construct” in general is probably good.
Maybe individual less generic names
Puns based on golems are fine I feel to an extent. And similar concepts aren’t inherently anti-Semitic, but you know…
From dwollsadvantures
Shabti? Or ushabti, ancient egyptian statues made to serve their master after death. Their legs are inscribed with affirmations of how they serve, sort of like a golem’s chem. They are religious, but a religion that hasn’t been really practiced for thousands of years
“Homunculus” (plural “Homunculi”) can mean “fake human”, “model of a human” (like an anatomy dummy), or “human shaped statue”, which feels appropriate for “magical object given a semblance of life”.
Kratt
Creature made of hay or tools animated by the devil in exchange for three drops of blood, from Estonian folklore.
They labor endlessly, but must be kept busy lest they turn on their creator. They fit the minion-of-an-evil-wizard role very well, and naturally fill that “magical robot” niche.
Item: animated toolset (but watch out)
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everyday i log onto tunglr and i never know if i'm going to see you posting the thirstiest t4t photos known to humankind or the most poignant political/ethical takes. i mean 90% of the time its memes, but seriously, spectacular blog, i hope you're having an amazing day/night/life
Buddy, I have great news about what I was going to post right before I saw this
you know what? i'm reblogging this. this look ruled. happy trans gender it's fthursday friday everyone
BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA costumes appreciation: ― Lucy Westenra’s wedding gown (costume design by Eiko Ishioka)
i just dont think the planet can be saved unless rich ppl start dyin more, ya know?
I am not sure what's going on but nonetheless I am delighted
Host Club 'Ai Honten' - Tokyo, Japan (1971-2020)
Scanned from the book, '背景ビジュアル資料〈6〉歓楽街・繁華街・夜の街 ' -- Link
show this to ur friends w no context
cisnowflake
As if theirs some context that could explain this.
Lemme just drop this onto the conveyor belt of your dashboard
kansascity-elffriend
This is what scrolling through Tumblr feels like
Source: goddesu
okay here's the random question of the day. what specific word or phrase in your vocabulary is a dead giveaway for the local or regional dialect from where you grew up? like for me it's saying "chonies" instead of underpants. that's just very southern san joaquin valley/maybe southern california in general, but like, VERY southern valley
I say “Jojo’s” instead of potato wedges, I grew up in southwest Washington
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oh this fucks severely
According to the comments, the band is known as Chili Dawg and the Pound. This guy is 23 years old. He was performing in Nashville, TN, at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge. He was booked on a DUI more or less right after this gig.
The song is a cover: "Beer Never Broke My Heart" by Luke Combs
everyone likes to talk about fucked up joke spells like "super brain hemmorage" and "fill lungs with water" but i let my players make spells once theyre a certain level and my sorceror just sent me this text
thinking about all the beautiful cultures and cities and landmarks i will never be able to experience because of war/political unrest
one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!
and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse