[Audio ID: Kim Kitsuragi from the video game Disco Elysium saying "The good kush? Harry, this is the dollar store. How good can it be? /End ID]
Anonymous asked:
How often do you read about cum during your alchemical research and what percentage of the time is it literal?
Literally every alchemy research day has involved cum. It’s literal about half the time.
HISTORICAL ALCHEMICAL SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT AND THEIR OPINION OF CUM:
- Ancient Greeks: Mention cum, but not much. Cum is literal.
- Ancient Egyptians: LOVED cum. Mention it a lot. Cum is literal.
- Romans: Not much cum. Cum is metaphorical.
- Byzantines: Very Christian. No cum.
- Islamic Polymaths: Not much cum. Cum is a metaphor.
- Pre-Paracelcians: Moderate cum. Cum is a metaphor.
- Paracelcians: Severe cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
- Romantics: LOVED cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
Ancient Egyptians:
LOVED cum. Mention it a lot.
Cum is literal.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Anonymous asked:
My house is being haunted by Unown and they keep making fun of me. Just this morning I burnt my eggs while making breakfast and they lined up to spell “EPIC FAIL” in my kitchen. Can I convince them to stop? :,(
“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP
"bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn" that's nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what's important to focus on here is that you're just having the funnest time ever
This doesn’t happen unless you’re so ugly that you need makeup to look normal (in which case this post is a bit of a self-own)
cool misogyny! i forgot that being beautiful is the only moral way for a woman to exist. what an Epic Own on behalf of a multibillion dollar industry!!!!
*turns your mazovian yaoi into yuri*
context for the book one: we were talking about Mühsam's diary entries with @palin-tropos and. well yeah.
always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?
id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment
as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth
untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert
THIS DRAMA. IS. CRAZZZY. DUDEEE. bozzy makes got overpartied for sneaking the GORT into the leap awards and joe bags had to make a gluppy apology video THEN bozzy makes voted for the purple president in the watchy election much to diggy blues disappointment. yizzard made a glonky diss track and twitter went bogus flip over it. then yizzard got dissed by yizzys family vlog ex wife for feeding the kids gushy slop. tommy yum says he doesnt know what to do next with his cancel party and tommy yum might become a foesome baker. let me know what you think about this