goodnight wormy

goodnight wormy

good night wormy

oh shit who is it

american things that are surely fictional:

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

this is what GOOD DICK sounds like *sound of a half life crowbar repeatedly hitting a metal wall* 

youve heard of “press f to pay respects” now get ready for

Never seen a button prompt in a video game that asked so politely. I think I WILL press O to spend time with the boys, thank you very much

Same energy

seeing people say “frick” or “freak” instead of fuck makes me so mad. just say fuck you coward

owned

evicted

real snitch hours if you a narc hit that like

alright light em up vinny

Who is she

this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers

me when quarantine ends and i can finally go outside: