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now am @soy-bean-ass

@scum-of-the-earth

Youngins in the notes being like WHAT- yall, this STILL HAPPENS.

The "gay panic" (and trans panic) defense has only been formally banned in a handful of US states. It isnt an instant get out of jail free card, but it is still invoked ALL THE TIME and often leads to reduced sentences.

In 2015, in Austin, Texas, a man was able to get his murder charge dropped to "criminally negligent homicide" after he stabbed his neighbor to death for flirting with him while they were hanging out. He only spent 6 months in jail.

It is becoming less common, and many states have legislation to ban it as a defense, but this isnt some far off long ago thing from the Olden Days.

AMAZING! WITHOUT THE NORMAL POLLUTION THE MASSIVE BLACK BIRD IN A SMILING PORCELAIN MASK HAS RETURNED TO SIT ON TOP OF THE HOUSE ACROSS FROM YOURS TO STARE INTO YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW

SCP-049 has breached containment.

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this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

IM SCREAMING

i hate this website

im marcus

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im her

I wish I was Jared, 19

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it

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Honestly what’s going through my head is just.

Apostles: You’re back early Jesus: Temple’s infested. Apostles: What? Jesus - like three hours later - *cracks whip*: Temple’s infested.

Which do you prefer?

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

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a wholesome post thank u

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What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

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I just love this man, cause he’s so fucking REAL. Kids are cool. Cooking is cool.

But I too, when faced with someone who has pigeons in their kitchen and claims they own a food business, would want to scream a lot.

Y'all have got to see his youtube channel. He’s got a ton of videos where he’s just teaching you how to cook something and he’s literally so excited he bounces in place. He’s like, a human-shaped border collie, trying to bring you all his favourite toys at once and he can’t stop borking excitedly about it the whole time

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why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it

its been over a year and i still dont understand

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

Can’t believe this legendary post managed to get better

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

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listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

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THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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its fine

its fine

I’m sorry

“Personal favourites”???

The hell does that mean ???

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I’ve been binging videos from Projekt Revolution 2007, so here’s one of my favorite moments Frank caused a lot of mischief on this tour lmao

7/28/2007 at Hyundai Pavilion in Devore, CA