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they need to invent muscles and joints that don’t hurt
This guy can't find the divine within the mundane! Kill him girls!
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Chronic pain really be like ow ow ow owie ow ow ow ouch ow owie owie ouch ouch ow ow ow ow- wait I'm good now- nope ow ow ow owie ouch ouchie ow ow owieee
Oh thank god my roommate is finally asleep.... *unlocks secret passageway to my evil chambers*
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the fact that Spielbergs original Jurassic Park (the one based off Crichtons novel) is absolutely perfect in every single way with iconic characters and stellar writing plus with the masterful directing that conveys the sheer tension and suspense of jurassic park…….to then see the jurassic world sequels with their dinosaur helicopter clone human genetics or whatever the fuck is going on with Cool Guy chris pratt doing Cool Guy Action Things that just absolutely sucks the life and joy out of the entire universe is a crime against cinema and every time i think about it…..electric chair
Where's that post about how the original Jurassic Park treats its dinosaurs like they're actual animals doing actual animal things whereas the sequels increasingly treat them like they're Cool Monsters(TM) posing in front of explosions and the like?
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the 'ask' feature on tumblr fills this need
i hope that when i die there will be an apartment with everyone i’ve ever loved in it and we are together always
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he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)
feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.
maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig
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Gabrielle Garland (American, b. 1968, b. New York, NY, USA) - I See a Red Door and I Want It Painted Black, 2020, Paintings: Acrylic, Oil on Canvas
Source: reddit.com
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GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY in THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S03E12 ‘War of the Coprophages’
Anonymous asked:
you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
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I need to be a well off couple's third and I do not want to be on equal footing with them relationship-wise, I do want to be the secondary partner here, the kind who does weird sex things they don't normally do with each other and gets flaunted like a party trick over martinis to show how worldly they are. I want to sit on one of their Eames chairs and gaze into the eyes of their useless designer dog and realize that me and it are one and the same, that I am just another set piece, and plan my escape not before exploiting their networks in the arts and local politics and penning a novella that leaves readers to wonder where the fact ends and the fiction begins.
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personality test came back negative
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